Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, he's only there to "badmouth" Wyoming in general, causing the next civil war of our generation...

well he did sue Colorado because it looks a bit too much like Wyoming. . .

any ways. Granted, but the government kidnaps you and subjects you to torturous experiments to find out how you do it.

I wish to make to this world a better place for all mankind.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but it becomes overpopulated from too much niceness and I hold you responsible

I wish I had an empire which consisted entirely of me

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

granted, but you start fighting amongst yourself over who is the true "you".

I wish I could choose what reality I live in.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you end up in Reality T.V. by mistake

I wish I could live in a cartoon world

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you get flattened by an anvil or similarly heavy object every day, and are doomed to chasing a fast bird that constantly outwits you every episode.

I wish the broncos win the next 4 super bowls.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, they're now self-eruptive...

I wish I was a cool as Agent 47!

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, your clone kills you.

I wish I could enslave the entity that is the basement.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, that turns you into the basement, so now someone else can wish to enslave your entity... <color=white>(And the cycle continues...)

I wish I didn't have to wait <url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDGw3PU0uxw>7 minutes!!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, now you wait 24 hours

I wish I could be good at games I haven't played yet

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you're super bad at games you have played for more than a second...

I wish I was a hot elf!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, now you have the unwanted attractions of Elves, Humans, Dwarves and more

I wish I could put make-up on myself

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you'll always come out looking like an ugly clown that no one likes...

I wish I could read 1's and 0's!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, but you lose the ability to read anything else.

I wish country "music" would go the way of the dodo.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, all those formal country artists and musicians took over your favorite music genre by storm...

I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You drown, because you didn't wish you could also breathe water.

I wish I would save the world.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, your heroic death afterwards was in vain because Jeremie presses the "Return To The Past Now" button...

I wish for a gold of pot!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you get arrested for carrying all dat weed

I wish life came with cheat codes

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you can't cheat death... *shoots you with a One-Kill Shot gun*

I wish I didn't have to go back to the lab again like Dexter!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. You don't have to go back to the lab because you can never leave it!

I wish I could control energy with my mind.