Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Aug 27, 2015 #6,741 Granted. You are now afloat in a sea of chocolate hostages. I wish I had a toffee bar.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 27, 2015 #6,742 Granted, it sticks your teeth together I wish I lived in imagination land
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Aug 28, 2015 #6,743 Granted, your presence causes a genocidal war between various sides... At least you're the first to die... I wish money grew on trees!
Granted, your presence causes a genocidal war between various sides... At least you're the first to die... I wish money grew on trees!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 28, 2015 #6,744 Granted, but it's no longer legal tender
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Aug 28, 2015 #6,745 Granted, but your silence has earnt you the ire of all seven continents! I wish for delicious strawberry liquorice.
Granted, but your silence has earnt you the ire of all seven continents! I wish for delicious strawberry liquorice.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 28, 2015 #6,746 Granted, it gets all tangled in your belly I wish I was self sufficient without ever having to leave the house
Granted, it gets all tangled in your belly I wish I was self sufficient without ever having to leave the house
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Aug 28, 2015 #6,747 Granted, your house uses your body to showcase the world of tomorrow... like a puppet on strings... I wish Zac Efron got an Oscar nomination!
Granted, your house uses your body to showcase the world of tomorrow... like a puppet on strings... I wish Zac Efron got an Oscar nomination!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 29, 2015 #6,748 Granted, but he also wins an Oscar I wish I ruled the universe
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Aug 29, 2015 #6,749 Granted, it leads to the universe's suicide... I wish my gurl had more junk in her trunk, yo! *wink*
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 30, 2015 #6,750 Granted, her ass levels buildings I wish I could fast travel simply through willpower
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Aug 30, 2015 #6,751 Granted, you will always miscalculate and end up molecularity stuck between various walls... I wish I got her numbers!
Granted, you will always miscalculate and end up molecularity stuck between various walls... I wish I got her numbers!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 30, 2015 #6,752 Granted, but it just leads to a dead line I wish I had bodyguards when I went out
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Aug 30, 2015 #6,753 Granted, they're too busy partying and getting wasted to protect you or anything... I wish for a Digimon friend!
Granted, they're too busy partying and getting wasted to protect you or anything... I wish for a Digimon friend!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 31, 2015 #6,754 Granted, it's rabid and attacks you on sight I wish I had Cloud storage in my head
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Sep 1, 2015 #6,755 Granted, it's forever mostly filled with hot air that anyone can hack at their leisure... I wish for "mo money"!
Granted, it's forever mostly filled with hot air that anyone can hack at their leisure... I wish for "mo money"!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 1, 2015 #6,756 Granted, it's in old rusty Roman coins I wish I had a universal currency
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Sep 1, 2015 #6,757 Granted, since the intergalactic treaty that just got passed, that money is now useless, ironically speaking... I wish Homestuck had more branching paths!
Granted, since the intergalactic treaty that just got passed, that money is now useless, ironically speaking... I wish Homestuck had more branching paths!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 2, 2015 #6,758 Granted, they all lead to the same ending I wish humans discover something that advances technology by 400,000 years at least
Granted, they all lead to the same ending I wish humans discover something that advances technology by 400,000 years at least
S sagitel New member Feb 25, 2012 472 0 0 Sep 2, 2015 #6,759 granted but it will lead to weapons that destroy us almost instantly. i wish for a pet dinosaur
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Sep 3, 2015 #6,760 Granted, it will kill you like a predator... because the pet thought it would be funny... I wish I was forced to do stand-up!
Granted, it will kill you like a predator... because the pet thought it would be funny... I wish I was forced to do stand-up!
