Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[FPLOON]

Granted, you are forever framed at my museum... as the "Armoured Hero" of Nothing...

I wish I could glitch the next DJ set list!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, the gig is cancelled because of your technical failure

I wish I could eat as much as possible without the weight gain

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, nothing you eat can satisfy your body's will to keep on living...

I wish the struggle wasn't real!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The damage still is.

I wish I would set a world record.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. You've been the furthest into space, with only enough fuel for a one-way journey!

I wish I had a performing mouse.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's only talents are telling offensive jokes and pulling awful props from it's ass

I wish I got paid for doing something vaguely productive

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it is sewer sanitation work.

I wish I could find the volition to stand up.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. You forever lose the volition to sit down.

I wish Tom Brady would get caught cheating, and it comes to light that Tom Brady and the Patriots cheated during their Super Bowl wins so blatantly, so brazenly that the NFL has no choice if it wishes "to preserve the integrity of the game" but to strip them of their super bowls and lifetime ban Brady and Belicheck from the Hall of Fame.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's still leads to the end of the world as we know it and no one will feel fine after that!

I wish my dreams can not say dreams forever!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, now you're waking up

I wish I could play inside a VR simulation

 

[Wary Wolf]

Granted, the VR becomes real like in every second episode of Star Trek. You get stabbed by Napoleon

I wish the withdrawal effects of sugar weren't giving me such a headache

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. you are getting alcohol withdrawal headaches instead.

I wish I had the friendship and trust of a fiercely loyal pet dragon.

 

[Wary Wolf]

Granted. Your dragon gets terrible reflux. That's not to say your Dragon burps on you, burning you to a crisp. Rather, your Dragon is frequently out of traction because of stomach upset, and you very rarely get to do anything cool together.

I wish the public transport timetable was accurate.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. everyone else's timetables get screwed up, and they are not happy about it!

I wish I was a MechWarrior, the main character, and I was needed for the sequel, so I can't be maimed or killed.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. The sequel, however, is meddled with by executives and brings in a considerably smaller haul, meaning that you have to perform as a sex-bot.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Well you didn't post a wish so you become nothing!

I wish you guys ruining my wishes wouldn't involve me getting maimed or killed!

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Instead, you lose your memory and have to become a really boring monk!

I wish I had a reprieve.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it worse than a reprise... and an encore...

I wish there was an animated drama series on CBS!

 

[Wary Wolf]

Granted. Naturally it gets pulled after two seasons without a proper ending.

I wish I knew how to create a woman out of sand

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but she's still made of sand, unless, you're not picky

I wish I led a Vigilante Force (When the law isn't sufficient, and no-one else can help, you should call....U.V.S!)