Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Bradd94]

Granted. But you've got them mixed up with hot chocolate powder, and someone has already started mixing you a cup.

I wish for a funny hat.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Hard to ruin a wish that doesn't happen. Your silly hat has is actually concealing a headcrab.

I wish that Dark was alive again.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Buffy has no new foes to fight though. The new series is boring.

I wish for more wish ideas!

 

[Bradd94]

Granted. But all of them involve disturbing, unspeakable acts.

I wish this post isn't ninja'd.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But it's more of a mild discomfort.

I wish for a mullet.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then the tea monster eats you! Oh no's!

Spoiler: Tea Monster

I wish I had a pair of socks that didn't wear out.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, they wear YOU out.

I wish I was more muscular.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you break everything with your girth.

I wish for two bricks.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you have to shit them out to get them.

I wish I know what avatar I should use next...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then your computer crashes..

I wish I was seven feet tall!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted, your the height of 7 feet of a fox put one on top of the other.

I wish...

Granted. Everytime someone tries, they will get herpes.

O_O

I wish that didn't apply anymore

 

[Link_to_Future]

Sorry, we can't rewrite the laws to accommodate that wish. Loophole herpes are still a thing. Get used to it. ^_^

I wish for herpes for everyone!!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get all the lies you can handle.

I wish one of my favorite socks didn't have a hole in them.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted ALL your socks have holes in them now except that ONE
i wish i was a ghost

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but they then become jealous and try to kill you
i wish i knew whst to wish for