Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Sorry about her recent Blue Screen of Death though.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, however you lose all memories everytime you do it (including your knowledge of how to teleport).

I wish I had been a little less extreme last night...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But your hangover was still just as extreme.

I wish for an angry dinosaur!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get the intestines of a hamster in place of your own!

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but you can now only speak Japanese ever.

I wish for another enormous paycheck.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can now only speak Japanese ever.

I wish for another enormous paycheck.

Fine with me!

OT: Granted, It's two pages long and with printing so big you only get one letter a page: 'G' and 'L'.

I wish for a big room for my comics and movies and novels, oh my!

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. It has this book in it as well.

I wish for a clone!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a clone of myself!

I wish for pirate treasure.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Ever watch Pirates of the Caribbean?

I wish for more clones of Awesome.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, you care to join in, for the rest of your life? 24-7?

I wish for a love train.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted, but it's red hot and burns a hole through your hand.

I wish for a cider.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted, but he has dysentery.

I wish for a cookie!

 

[zombiesinc]

Granted, the cookie is crumbly.

I wish for a lolipop!