Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. She weighs several hundred kilos.

I wish for more butterscotch schnapps.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. But she comes in her aspect of a pair of scales, not as a woman.

I wish for another Robot Chicken Star Wars special!

 

[zombiesinc]

Granted, without the robot or the chicken.

I wish for maor lolipops, in yummy flavours!

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted; they're stuck to a live bear.

I wish for death lilies!

 

[zombiesinc]

Granted, but they're LIFE lilies!

I wish for a bearless yummy lolipop!

 

[zombiesinc]

Granted, but you still get the wolves... plus some raccoons.

I wish for a completely different lolipop at the end of a rainbow.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Mine? Ok, but my fiance already had a lick

I wish for no more innuendo!

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. It's spiked with poison.

I wish for dolphins.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. You still grow facial hair though.

I wish for non-gender specific pets!

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. They never, never, never leave you alone. Not even when you need to pee.

I wish for some time alone.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted, but I come back to haunt you, still smelling of pee.

I wish for a model railway set.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted, but you are not sick enough for sick leave, but too sick to enjoy life.

I wish for an awesome hot air balloon!