Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. It explodes your gaming console of choice and all means to get another.

I wish for a sexy assistant!

 

[zombiesinc]

Granted, but you only get it when you dream... but you're dealing with insomnia.

I wish for a hot chicka to assist!

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. They're rotten meat smelling flowers.

I wish for more friends on the Escapist.

 

[zombiesinc]

Granted, but I only count as one person.

I wish for maor snuggles!

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. They're with a cactus.

I wish for snuggles with a kitten.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted, but you have to suffer in Bill Clinton's place in hell.

I wish Bob the Builder would be erased from the thoughts and memories of this planet.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. It has rabies.

I wish for eternity.

 

[zombiesinc]

Granted, an eternity of cigarette smoke and crying children.

I wish for maor pizza.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted, it has off seafood on it, and the base is a hubcap.

I wish for well cooked noodles.

 

[zombiesinc]

Granted, but they're over... over, over, over cooked.

I wish for more Savage Garden to dance to.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Woof.

I wish for rabies!

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. Have gastro, influenza and scabies as well!

I wish for a national emergency!