Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. It's a feral dingo.

I wish for the RSPCA to intervene.

 

[Jailbird408]

Granted. The ink leaks into your skull, giving you a permanent and very ugly tattoo. And a tumour.

I wish someone re-releases the original Spyro games for the 3DS or Wii with current-generation graphics.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. Spyro now has a voice... and it's the actor who did Jar Jar Binks.

I wish for a tumour.

 

[Jailbird408]

Granted. Spyro now has a voice... and it's the actor who did Jar Jar Binks.

I wish for a tumour.

FAIL! Spyro had a voice in the original trilogy, so your reply makes no sense.

Also, Darkspectar, your sarcasm is so horrible everyone believes you.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever was cancelled five years ago.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. There are many tears in your best clothes. Better get those patched up.

I wish for more homographs.

 

[Jailbird408]

Granted. They are illegalized and you end up on the top of the most wanted list in all the developed countries.

I wish for an unruinable wish with positive consequences along the lines of HDTVs

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. I get a lot of HDTVs in perfect condition. If you're nice to me, I'll let you come over and watch them.

I wish for someone to ruin all of my wishes in a spectacular manner.

 

[Jailbird408]

Granted. I hire Master Chief to construct all your wishes in 80-foot concrete letters, and then annihilate them with the BFG Googol.

I wish the next Super Smash Bros was perfect in every non-lethal way

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. Here I am!

I wish for more wishes to ruin.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Too bad most of my wishes suck.

I wish for a rocket skateboard.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted. They are radioactive hot, and now so are you.

I wish for rollerskates.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. You guys get apple rollerskates. Neither of you are very pleased.

I wish for a soggy cardboard box.

 

[Jailbird408]

Granted. Here I am!

That makes no sense at all.

Anyway, Link To Future, your rocket skateboard has such a sudden rate of acceleration, you fall off it into a lava floe. And your nemesis grabs it and designs foot straps so that it is practical... Shit. Ninja'd.

Anyway, my Super Smash Bros wish remains open for ruination because RaphaelsRedemption did such a horrible job.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. They are a little overcooked. And covered in sawdust.

I wish for more sawdust.

 

[Jailbird408]

Things are getting a bit messy. RESET!

I wish the next Super Smash Bros was perfect in every non-lethal way. PLEASE RUIN THIS WISH!!!