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RaphaelsRedemption

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Toby Watts said:
RaphaelsRedemption said:
Granted. Here I am!
That makes no sense at all.

Anyway, Link To Future, your rocket skateboard has such a sudden rate of acceleration, you fall off it into a lava floe. And your nemesis grabs it and designs foot straps so that it is practical... Shit. Ninja'd.

Anyway, my Super Smash Bros wish remains open for ruination because RaphaelsRedemption did such a horrible job.
Not my fault you're a ninja. Your wish is granted, only NO-ONE cares, even you.

I wish for the gift of ninjadom.
 

Jailbird408

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Jan 19, 2011
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And GRANTED: Your kite is an osmium replica. I.e. it's too heavy to fly. Okay, I got ninja'd, but my reply was good, right?

I wish my desktop computer had a graphics chip.
 

Jailbird408

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Jan 19, 2011
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Really? You're not even trying now. I'm not even going to bother granting that wish.
Oh okay.

GRANTED: It's a woman pretending to be a man... and she reveals she had a sex change yesterday.

I wish GIFs disappeared off the face of the internet.
 

Link_to_Future

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Nov 19, 2009
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Granted. They kinda suck at it though. That happens when they've been eating rat poison.

I wish for a murderous librarian.
 

Link_to_Future

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Nov 19, 2009
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Granted. But you go to jail for being associated with it.You die of natural causes. Very painful natural causes.

I wish for all the problems in the world.