Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you have to live there forever.

That doesn't sound too bad.

OT: Granted, but you'll never see it.

I wish I could predict the future.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted, but you can only see it six seconds before it happens.

I wish I had some corn.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but not you have to go find it.

I wish I had a delicious sandwhich.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. You really need to chew your food better though. I mean, you just choked and died on your delicious sandwich.

I wish I was getting punched in the face.

 

[One Seven One]

Well darn... ._.

Granted, but you get knocked unconcious in the process and can no longer feel anything until you wake up but by then it's over.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Booting up the Skynet system now.

I wish that I lived in the center of the earth.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you are crushed into a tiny ball by the Earth's gravity.

I wish I had telekenisis.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. You're only able to lift AAA batteries.

The person below me loves It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False, wrong thread.

I wish this thread was back on track.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Spoiler: Granted. He comes out looking like this.

I wish that I wasn't always so confused.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. You are so attractive, I am now gay for you. This is far worse than you realize.

I wish to be hit in the back of the head with a 2x4.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Spoiler: Granted.

I wish I was watching Loony Tunes.

 

[Nopodop]

Granted, but it's made of your grandfather's pubic hair.

I want to be able to teleport.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted. You get the words "wut lol" stamped on your face.

I wish for a cookie.