Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

cryogeist · Feb 23, 2011

Granted..who is he? he sounds like the guy i would like
i wish i had every spell EVER

TheHaunted · Feb 23, 2011

Granted, you break a leg and get sent to a glue factory.

I wish I was a computer.

superbatranger · Feb 23, 2011

Granted, but no one uses you.

I wish I was really happy again.

superbatranger · Feb 23, 2011

Granted. The plot to kill you goes off without a hitch.

I wish my legs would stop hurting.

Nouw · Feb 23, 2011

Granted, but they want to kill you.

I wish for the girl.

Voodoomancer · Feb 23, 2011

Granted, but the lead singer if off key. You spend your life with a horrible ear-ache.

I wish I knew how this wish is going to go wrong.

Solo-Wing · Feb 23, 2011

Very well. But it kills you with alcohol poisoning.

Wish I had a comfier bed.

Voodoomancer · Feb 23, 2011

Granted. You go to jail, an share a block with many large, burly men.

I wish for this wish to not go wrong.

scorptatious · Feb 23, 2011

Granted, but it's opposite day. So it does go wrong.

I wish NOT to be a millionaire.

Voodoomancer · Feb 23, 2011

Granted. You lose all of your money in a pyramid scam, and are forced to live in a cardboard box.

I wish for a proper Razor gaming mouse.

Valkyrie101 · Feb 23, 2011

Granted. It´s very sharp.

I wish for some tapas.

Voodoomancer · Feb 23, 2011

Granted. They are incredulously spicy, and your tongue catches fire. Literally.

I wish for some non-spicy food.