Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Jailbird408]

Granted. It is a raisin-and-shit cookie.

I wish that this wish would be granted.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. I eat you. Nom nom nom

I wish to fall down a flight of stairs.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but than he throws you up.

I wish I knew what degree I should work towards...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, your career of choice is Janitor. Hey, public health is nothing to laugh at!

I wish I didn't remember so much about my dream last night.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you lose your childhood memories in the process.

I wish I had a trained elephant.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. You have an elephant trained to kill. The police find out and you go to jail.

I wish for A.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Spoiler: Granted.

I wish for a robot who wishes they could love.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. You get a robot who wishes that it could love, and also that it didn't have a timebomb in it's chest, ticking down 3... 2...

I wish for a fish.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted! You get a whole school of piranha. Oh...you might want to get out of the water before...

Oh, nevermind. >.>

I wish for a cupcake.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted! You get a million cupcakes! And have to eat them all in one!

I wish for a penny.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but you lose the rest of your money.

I wish for money in my Steam wallet.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Granted, but you get thrown into Purgatory instead.

I wish for more entertainment. :3

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but the entertainer accidentally impales you with a knife
i wish...that i could join this minecraft server

 

[Devil's Due]

Granted, but... ssssssSSSSSS. *Boom*

I wish I could sleep and get my homework done at the same time.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. However, you're terrible at homework while your dreaming. You fail it all. You also find that sleeping this way is very unrestful and you awaken more tired than before.

I wish that I didn't have an exam tomorrow. o.o