Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. You get herpes for trying to find a loophole. But at least you got your tea.

I wish I had a piece of paper.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It's so perfect that you kill yourself afterwards.

I wish for a vacation.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Shame you die after.

I wish I had some new clothes.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. They're too small and your feet really hurt.

I wish for my university to burn down.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. They were used my a 60 year old man who had gout for a good 20 years.

I wish I was lucky.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It was left out in the sun.

I wish for less classes.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You're kicked out of school.

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It's more difficult than you'd think and you're stuck as a snail. With the artistic skills comes the depression of great artists. You kill yourself ...in a very artistic fashion

I wish I had mind control.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You can only control a old man named Terry.

I wish I had a cute pet.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It's a worm and mud pie.

I wish I had more money.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Hope you like human and cow balls.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It's only a one way trip time machine and you're stuck with the dinosaurs.

I wish I had more coffee.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You're so stereotypically Russian and no one ever trust you.

I wish had X-ray eyes.