Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You are now on fire. Motivation successful.

I wish for something to crush me.

 

[souper soup guy]

Granted, you are crushed on by a 300 pound woman.

I wish for the power to control all of time.

 

[Daffy F]

Granted, but you can only stop time once, and only for one second.

I wish for a pony! :3

 

[souper soup guy]

Granted, but you're an old pony, and you've been taken to a place called a "glue factory"

I wish I was omniscient.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. All the information is too much for you to handle, and you asplode.

I wish for "asplode" to be a real word.

 

[staika]

True, but the grammar nazi's have a great uprising and the world is sent into WWIII and the world is destroyed in the process! Hope it was worth it D:

I wish to be in a fantasy world

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Grammar Nazi world.

I wish people would use grammar good more.

 

[Loki Cain]

Granted, now no one ever posts anything.

I wish i had a jet pack.

 

[staika]

Granted but it explodes before you can use it D:
and it burns your house down >.>

I wish people would follow my lead

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, they all follow your lead and die from the poisoning!

The person below gets their wish uncorrupted. That's my wish.

 

[souper soup guy]

I wish that your wish doesn't come true.
And then the universe exploded.
I wish that I could wish for things in legal language.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Granted, but then all your friends hate you for being a layer.

I wish for all the games on Steam. FOR FREE. On an account that never gets hacked.
To be played on a computer that never breaks down and is always updated.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, Except Gabe Newell comes over to your house and sits on you because he does not like FREE GAMES!.

I wish I had the power of lightning and I'm wearing a full suit of rubber, with oxygen tank, food and water support.

 

[Hyperrhombus]

Granted, the lightning strikes the metal oxygen tank which promptly explodes you into tiny little pieces.

I wish my 100th post (yay!) had a little more significance...

 

[steeple]

granted, it's will be studied an analyzed in the future by our successors...

I wish for more pirate music!

 

[souper soup guy]

Granted, but you arrested for illegally downloading it
I wish that I had a badass fedora right now

 

[staika]

Granted, but fedora's fall out of style completely and everyone mocks you for wearing one and you are kicked out of public places as well when you have it on D:

I wish I had more hats :3

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You gain so many hats, your house collapses under the sheer weight of them.

I wish for a thing to wish for.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you lost your place in the queue and when you get to wish again, you forget again.

I wish I would remember his wish for him.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but the wish is appalling to you.

I wish for something nice.