Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, he tries to kill you in your sleep.

I wish for to watch two people in MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but they both are in comas already and it's just a race of which life support machine lasts the longer.

I wish that Curling was a more widely played sport.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, It grows so big, half of the game is Ad's and the other half is more Ads

I wish for FINGERLAZORS!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted. Sadly after a rather overenthusiastic nose pick your brain is a bit "Cooked"

I wish for no feeling in my left pinkie toe.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, because I cut it off with a spoon.

I wish for MORE COWBELL!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. The Cowbell lands on and kills you instantly.

I wish for new clothes.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, after I commit several bloody murders and drop them into your wash basket and call the cops

I wish to go on a BrodyQuest.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Although I misheard and now you're questing with the Brady Bunch.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, you don't feel the cold because your dead.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You live on the surface of the sun.

I wish For Pony!!!!!(Cookie for the reference, which is not MLP:FIM).

 

[steeple]

granted, you can only wish for even more wishes...

EDIT: granted, but I cant remember where I think I heard it from...

I wish for card games... on motorcycles...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Shame they all backfire in some way.

I wish for a new TV.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but where did I put that one of a kind power cable?

I wish for a bookshelf.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, it falls on you.

I wish for 3 black dots (...)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then you get smacked around for being dotist.

I wish there weren't that many idiot drivers out there.

 

[Honey Badger]

Granted, but now there's a bunch of unmanned vehicles on the road that proceed to crash and take the lives of millions of innocent civilians.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it requires you to punch your groin every time you want to open a new program.

I wish for Pacman.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, he mistakes you for a cherry and nom's you.

I wish for a bowl of cherries.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it's a bowl of mini Redlins.

I wish for a reason to do anything to day.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, the cheque is in the mail!

I wish for it to snow harder today.