Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Evil Smurf]

Granted, however it is now a thread about how how the ending of ME3 sucks.

I wish for peace of mind

 

[zombiekiller1907]

*bang*
done.

I wish for evil smurf to revive as a zombie

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. The bad thing he comes back in front of you...and you have no ammo...or underwear.

He eats your brains and now both of you are frolicking on a beach in the sunset.

I wish I had a pop tart.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

you accidentally ate evil smurf. You are now a zombie. Welcome to the club!

I wish I could join the publisher's club.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, the rest of the user-base shuns you, you become the most hated person on this site.

I wish stores would check whether or not copies of games traded into them actuallly worked before selling them.

 

[Evil Smurf]

sure, however it costs $50 to test each game. Also Valve is now a corporation of bastards.

I wish for all the zombies in this thread to dance the thriller

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, they are so tired out afterwards they eat you.

I wish for a bourbon.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted...oh you wanted a bonbon, I misunderstood and gave your poison Bees nest instead...that look like BonBons.

I wish to not be a zombie and live peacefully forever.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, you are turned into stone and placed in a park, where birds constantly shit on you.

I wish I had enough gold to save Albion.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, it required dividing by zero somehow and now you float in the toilet of the universe.

I wish for...oxygen.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. You lose all nitrogen in your little air bubble.

I wish for a statue in my likeness.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, it is a weeping angel that kills you.
I want new headphones

 

[Jetut]

Granted but I dropped them in the toilet...with me poop.

I wish to win the last one to post wins thread

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. Everyone hates you and go to your house and steal all your games...and toilet.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. Now go sit in a corner and reflect on your actions.

I wish no one wins the last one to post wins thread

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. Now here's a friendly PSA courtesy of smosh.

Spoiler

I wish for unlimited wishes

 

[Rhagos]

Granted. You make a wish that undoes the entire universe.

I wish for a tuna sandwich.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, I was the one to make it and since I don't know what Blue Fin Sashimi is I under cook it and you die of Food Poisoning.

I wish to have a bottle of coke that never runs out or goes flat.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, you are on the moon: Grab as many rocks as you want. Oh wait....No space suit YOU DIE!
I wish I was not shut down massively by my crush today

 

[StormShaun]

Granted...I can't do this...I QUIT![sub]I wish you didn't say that. xD[/sub]

I wish that I was an assassin.