Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. there was suddenly a spike in the amount of posters in all parts of the forum. The server hamster weren't able to handle it and they die.

I wish for more server hamsters

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

granted, but now there's an over abundance of server hamsters and many of them end up dying.

I wish for a giant Albatross named Harold for me to fly upon

 

[Tulip1123]

Granted, but he falls once you fly on him and you both die.
I wish for the best video game EVER.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. only one copy was ever made, and 3 massive wars happened because of it. Throughout the centuries, it was lost forever...
i wish for the greatest story ever

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted: Once upon a time-the end.
I wish my game wouldn't crash when I try to go to the same spot.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, now your save is corrupted, you can't progress any further, and the game is now unwinnable.

I wish my dishes were clean.

 

[Tulip1123]

Granted, but it is stained, ripped, and the pockets are full of maggots.
I wish for my summer homework to be done well.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, now you're being investigated for plagiarism, as you homework was done too well.
I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the morning.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, you know work the night shift and must sleep during the day.
I wish I had a new TV.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted, It's a replica of a 70's model.
I wish for the WAR Z. NOW.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, it's a glitchy, unplayable mess, populated by whiny 13 year old kids.
I wish my cold would go away.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, it'll go away and come back later with friends.
I wish that I had a new bed.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Granted, it's a Water bed that explodes leaving the floor wet.

I wish Neronium answered this wish.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. *Rips off skins, grows an Afro and eats DJ*

I wish for more glasses!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. You get so drunk you crash into another car. Well done.

I wish for Lego.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, you'll be forced to step on the barefoot though.
[sub]The amount of times I've hurt myself because of that...[/sub]
I wish that I didn't have to pay rent.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, you're now homeless!
I wish I knew how to write a good analysis report

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, it is about how you are a grammar nazi and a troll, you do so well you are officially on the FBI top wanted list.

I Wish for MOAR glasses!