Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Aliens find the utopia of Earth and destroy it out of jealousy.

I wish for quick meals.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Your stomach explodes from all that pressurized carbon dioxide.

I wish for moar.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It's a toy miniature the size of your thumb.

I wish for cat shit not to smell.

 

[i don't know]

Granted. Now it doesn't smell, but is always twice the size of your house.

I wish Yahtzee will wear the cat ears for an entire panel.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It is so humiliating he decides to leave the internet.

I wish for 3 more posts.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. They come out so fast you spend the rest of your life trying to finish all the episodes. You do nothing else.

I wish for more interesting threads in the Gaming Discussion forums.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted...Games about ponies, trolls and that Nathan whatever guy.

Have fun. ^_^

I wish for a...Taco.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you get that psychictaco guy and all hell breaks lose. Say goodbye to your sanity.

I wish for another RPG as good as Chrono Trigger.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Everyone else thinks you're lame and stops being your friend.

I wish for a less hungry cat.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. You get a very angry cat instead.

I wish for dubstep

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It's sang by a <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQ5EpO7iHk> person two feet in front of you with a lot of saliva in their mouth.

I wish for more funny conversations with my friends.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, the truck that ran it over obliged you.

I wish for the ability to ruin wishes without death.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you get very high instead and make worse decisions. The hangover is bad as well.

I wish for another chance to travel.