Ryanair to spice up trips with In-Flight Porn

[ShindoL Shill]

no, of COURSE it isnt on the seats. because that would make it WEIRD for the person next to Fappy McCheeseburger.

As a literary man I think I can appreciate the duality of watching a porno about nailing the hot flight attendant on an airplane on an airplane.

airplane-sexception?

 

[EllEzDee]

Considering Ryanair offer around 2.3 inches of leg room, i wouldn't imagine anyone would manage to get their jerk on anywhere near me.

 

[Crazy]

As long as the guy doesn't have his special time I'm all good.

 

[Corinthius]

I'd just like to point out that the source for this is The Sun, not exactly the most reputable of news outlets ever. Sensationalist tabloid writing is their forte, so I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's all been exaggerated.

I don't know your papers, the Daily Mail is also reporting it, that any better?

The Daily Mail is even worse, actually.

 

[somonels]

No air filters and porn on a transatlantic flight means you will be inhaling what is mostly man-gravy

I am looking forward to the hysterical woman claiming she was impregnated by Ryanair.

 

[TheScientificIssole]

Doesn't matter, I only sit next to people who kepp their hands in their pants in flight.

 

[ElPatron]

I was extremely confused at this whole thread.

Then it hit me: "Oh, wait. They are talking about western porn!"


Yeah I wouldn't want to show off that to other people. There are a lot of things I show to people I know, but I simply ignore western works and they have nearly no value.

 

[Professor James]

I was extremely confused at this whole thread.

Then it hit me: "Oh, wait. They are talking about western porn!"


Yeah I wouldn't want to show off that to other people. There are a lot of things I show to people I know, but I simply ignore western works and they have nearly no value.

Um, is there another type of porn? Is there a joke I'm not seeing?

 

[ElPatron]

Um, is there another type of porn? Is there a joke I'm not seeing?

I said what I think. People who are implying that all you can do with porn is fap, only know western porn.

Don't get me wrong. There are a lot of other culturally different works that don't serve much purpose either, not just the Westernized adult films. I'm only mentioning that western porn is absolutely dreadful and it's something you don't show other people.

 

[theultimateend]

oh for fuck sake

I would not like to sit next to somebody who was watching porn.

I have nothing against porn but who the hell thinks its a good idea to watch porn when youre sitting like 10-20cm away from somebody?

Winners. That's who thinks it is a good idea.

This would be so funny. It would totally screw with my ability to pay attention to the book I'm reading though.

"Why are you watching a video with farm ani...OH MY LORD."

 

[Xyliss]

That is a REALLY bad idea the floor will get all sticky

How will they push the cart?!

 

[Professor James]

Um, is there another type of porn? Is there a joke I'm not seeing?

I said what I think. People who are implying that all you can do with porn is fap, only know western porn.

Don't get me wrong. There are a lot of other culturally different works that don't serve much purpose either, not just the Westernized adult films. I'm only mentioning that western porn is absolutely dreadful and it's something you don't show other people.

Well, kind of the whole point of porn is for sexual arousal and satisfaction. Do you mean movies that have explicit sex scenes but actually have a well written plot and production values and all that.

 

[ElPatron]

Well, kind of the whole point of porn is for sexual arousal and satisfaction. Do you mean movies that have explicit sex scenes but actually have a well written plot and production values and all that.

Well, I have no alternative but to spell it out.

I sometimes share with certain people those great things invented by the Japanese which are static (not a film, although those do exist), are explicit, 75% not very well written, and in about 50% of the cases production values are almost non-existent but it ends up looking great anyway.

I usually only share "standalone" drawings and not pages and pages of the stuff, so the plot is never a factor.




Although, the Japanese also kinda have what you mentioned. "Pink movies". Adult content has to be censored, so instead of featuring full-fledged sex scenes with pixelated genitalia, they use "smarter" ways like candles or other objects in the right position so it doesn't break the "immersion". Those films have plots and production values must fluctuate, I guess (haven't watched those).

 

[Hosker]

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

I bet he's going to charge 5 times the amount of a normal flight for it, greedy bastard.

 

[sniddy_v1legacy]

Can we have adult only flights then? Otherwise - children (Plus flights with no screaming brats = future customer in me....porn meh)

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

I respect other people's decisions to watch porn but really, would it be any different from a person walking down the street watching porn or a person in a hotel room doing it? Or someone waiting for the bus stop?. And we all know that nobody is going to watch porn down the street because that would be embarrassing and people just want to leave their sexual desires to themselves. I imagine the same would happen on a air plane as it's not any different; it's still a public space. That's all I have to say on the matter.