Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[Clarkarius]

Don't worry, be happy

Everything's Fine (I think I may have already posted this one...)

Its all up hill from here

At least it can't get any worse!

[Essentially anything positive...]

 

[messy]

"Damn you're looking hot, no don't type that, wait screw it I want to them to know"

"To all those who didn't believe I could be an editor FUCK YOU!"

"American Doods Pwnd, Obama like 0MFG, WTF HAxx0r and vows to Roflcoptor up country"

 

[Mista Stevo]

UN has positive results in crisis
PS3 best concole ever
I like big butts and i cannot lie

 

[messy]

America invade nation with no national resources

Good bye cruel newspaper

 

[jebussaves88]

Mass layofffs at Britains printing presses. Read more on pa

 

[tomtom94]

Firemen save tree stuck up cat

 

[Total LOLige]

Zombie out break causes no alarm what so ever

 

[Clarkarius]

Todays nws: Th lttr '' has bn rmovd from th alphabt

"Time for a new topic? Opinion polls would suggest so..."

 

[Mista Stevo]

Editor eleection 5 inches
peadophille caught..me
Fucking **** the PM is
Illegal Aliens found in Truck

 

[jackanderson]

Okay.

New Topic
Things You Wouldn't Hear On A TV Talent Show

I had this idea for ages, so don't knock me for it being on Mock The Week before.

Hi, I'm Ryan Seacrest! And did you know that so many of you voted on American Idol last week, that small residential areas temporarily lost 911 service? 100's died! (cheesy grin)

 

[messy]

Explain to me again how Halo is not a talent?

well there's a very good reason I'm naked and covered in honey

 

[jackanderson]

Don't forget to text message your votes at the end of the show, because phone companies make far more money that way!

It's Britain's Got Shit Talent and here are your judges! Hit maker and Mr. Nasty himself Simon Cowell! NME writer, the controversial Mark Beaumont! And Guardian Columnist, Dead Set writer and TV presenter. He is The Lord of The Universe, The King Of Snarking... Remarks, Mr (adopts Boxing Announcer voice) Charlie... Brooker!

 

[messy]

Hi Ryan Seacrest here, I'm not a douchebad. Seriously I'm really not...Oh come on you believe me don't you.

Please vote for me, my entire self esteem relies on your votes. I have the gun loaded, every place I'm from first I bring the gun close to my temple...

 

[Mista Stevo]

I'm i'm john Prescott and i'm going to eat you all in under a minute

Something for the ladys my dancing penis

My name is stephen Hawkings and today i'm going to sing "The cheeky girls"

 

[Bhuggy]

HI I'M BILLY MAYES I CAN SELL ANYTHING BY SHOUTING AT YOU!!!

 

[Mista Stevo]

Hi I'm barry scott

 

[Clarkarius]

"I'm sure that the rabbit was alive when it was inside the hat"

Coming up next is Sally the necromancer's zombie dance group 'The Deadbeats'

 

[Captain Pancake]

For my act, I shall regurgitate a scale copy of buckingham palace!

 

[NeoAC]

"So what are you going to sing?" "I'm going to do the Pokerap!"

"And let's welcome our guest judge for this week, the ultra talented Nelson Mandela!"

 

[messy]

I can't be the only judge aroused by this