Science and maths jokes anyone?
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That is because he didn't do it right.
The third mathematician is supposed to request half of what 1 had, the fourth would have half of what 3 had and so on an so on.
As the number of people grows:
1+.5+.25+.125+0.0625+0.03125+...
This number will come out to a finite number IF the number of people ends.
However, since it does not the number will eventually come to a number to close to 2 so as to become indecipherable.
Which is why the bartender just pulled out 2.
EDIT:
Horribly sorry for the Necro, But while I am here...
Being in a Reltionship is a lot of work
And as we know work is the product of time and money.
SO: Girls=Time*Money
And since TIME=MONEY
We know that Girls=Money*Money=Money^2
From there on he has it right.
The third mathematician is supposed to request half of what 1 had, the fourth would have half of what 3 had and so on an so on.
As the number of people grows:
1+.5+.25+.125+0.0625+0.03125+...
This number will come out to a finite number IF the number of people ends.
However, since it does not the number will eventually come to a number to close to 2 so as to become indecipherable.
Which is why the bartender just pulled out 2.
EDIT:
Horribly sorry for the Necro, But while I am here...
That joke is suposed to be said out loud.speidel28 said:
Being in a Reltionship is a lot of work
And as we know work is the product of time and money.
SO: Girls=Time*Money
And since TIME=MONEY
We know that Girls=Money*Money=Money^2
From there on he has it right.
1) What is sin(x)/n?
2) Why are physicists so bad in bed?
3) Why is it awkward to have a 3-some with a physicist?
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve neutrinos here", and the neutrino says "Oh, I'm just passing through".
2) Why are physicists so bad in bed?
3) Why is it awkward to have a 3-some with a physicist?
1) six (the n cancel out). 2) Because if he can find the right position, he can't get the right momentum, and if he can get the right momentum, he can't find the right position. 3) Because they can't do 3-body problems.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve neutrinos here", and the neutrino says "Oh, I'm just passing through".
Q: Is math the ultimate evil?
A: Yes. The Anti-Life Equation essentially means all of existance is destroyed.
A: Yes. The Anti-Life Equation essentially means all of existance is destroyed.
A "room temperature superconductor" is a material that is superconducting at room temperature, and so the joke is quite correct. However, no-one has yet discovered such a material - current superconducting components must be cooled, which is where your confusion arises.Redingold said:
Archimedes, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek. Archimedes starts counting Pascal runs away to hide and Newton draws a square meter and stands i it. When Archimedes is finished he say I found you Newton. Newton responds "No one Newton in a square meter is one Pascal"
I'm not sure if it's a joke per se, but my science teach told me to hold out my finger and close me eyes, and after getting a nice little (read
robably larger than intended) shock on my finger I open my eyes to see the man has produced his Tesla coil.
Oh boy.
robably larger than intended) shock on my finger I open my eyes to see the man has produced his Tesla coil.Oh boy.
IT vs Business
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know."
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says "you must work in business."
"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
EDIT: NOt really science but funny anyway
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know."
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says "you must work in business."
"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
EDIT: NOt really science but funny anyway