I think you've hit the general nail on the head here- they aren't going to just stick to stones and elements.Zeromaeus said:...
I guess I'll come up with a few...
Pokemon Alpha/Beta
-or-
Pokemon Alpha/Omega
Pokemon Dark/Light
Pokemon Death/Life
Pokemon Opal/Garnet
Pokemon Helium/Hydrogen
Pokemon Uranium/Plutonium (I had to)
Pokemon White/Black
Pokemon MindCrystal
Pokemon Earth/Sky
Pokemon Sun/Moon
Pokemon God/Satan
Pokemon Cthulu/Flying Spaghetti Monster
Pokemon ShockYellow
Pokemon FloodBlue
Pokemon Ancient/Neo
Pokemon Forever
Pokemon Eternity/Infinity
Pokemon Up/Down
Pokemon Left/Right
Pokemon ShiningRuby/ShimmeringSapphire
Pokemon GlowingEmerald
Pokemon SparklingDiamond/GlimmeringPearl
Pokemon BrightPlatinum
Pokemon AbsoluteDark/PerfectLight
I made new series and even named remakes for them...
I already said sun and moon...Crystal Cuckoo said:Pokemon Solar / Pokemon Lunar
Dammit! I wanted to say that oneSassafrass said:Pokemon Unobtainium.
Just for the reaction it would no doubt provoke.
Because I am a consumer whore and I will just keep buying more. I CAN'T STOP.keybird said:Pokemon WHY THE HELL DO THEY KEEP ADDING MORE
Hahahahaha. Blastoise is a turtle with back cannons, your argument is invalid.presidentjlh said:Yeah, but, at least the pokemon made sense.
The public falls asleep!presidentjlh said:Al Gore used "Documentary"Dkozza said:The ecoawareness version?The_Blue_Rider said:Pokemon Wood and Pokemon Plastic!
I can picture it now...Team Rocket is letting out too many greenhouse gases and it's up to you to stop them! WITH RECYCLING!
It's not very effective.
I might try them, I'm currently a fair way through Emerald, but it's not nearly as awesome as I hoped.JaredXE said:The Pokemon series died at Yellow.
Only Red and Blue are the true Pokemon!
Rule of Cool, would post a link but the only reaction i've ever seen to Tvtropes links is ragedasUnbekannte said:Hahahahaha. Blastoise is a turtle with back cannons, your argument is invalid.presidentjlh said:Yeah, but, at least the pokemon made sense.
Dear God no... That would doom humanity!lenneth said:odds are when they start to run out of names, they'll focus on spin-offs like Ranger and Mystery dungeon more *shudders*
Pokémon Magnesium and Pokémon Manganese, just to annoy buyers.IdealistCommi said:I don't think "plutonium" is the real name.
Anyways, magnesium. It always sounded badass
I see this in the works with my younger brother.TheRocketeer said:To me, the Pokemon series gets a lot of unearned ire.
When most of us played it, we weren't out of elementary school.
Fast forward twelve years later and we're in and out of college, slaving in boring jobs we hate, and Pokemon is still marketing itself to the elementary school crowd? Unthinkable!
Gamers like me that enjoyed Red and Blue want our hobby to be taken seriously, meaning killing off all association with kids games that we earnestly loved- regardless of the fact we were kids at the time.
The idea that someone that considers themselves mature and sophisticated could have once enjoyed something as unapologetically kid-friendly and unsophisticated undermines all of our heavy-handed face-saving that gaming is a high art and a mature pastime that the cane-wielding Mennonite public unfairly prejudge.
The rhetoric that Pokemon should just grow up with us, that abandoning its formula is for its own good, and make attacks like Slash and Psybeam should actually sever limbs and explode heads, is the standard fallback of the frustrated ex-Pokemon Master. There simply isn't any acknowledgment given that Pokemon is still just as appealing to kids as it always has been, and that the part of you that could enjoy it on its own terms simply doesn't exist anymore.
It's a very hard thing to swallow when you see that you've grown older and more cynical and the world continues to exist in spite of you. It happens to me, too, of course: I see movies that I cherished as a kid and I just can't believe that the older kids that I looked up to as role models and heroes are now so... child-like.
When you see a new Pokemon generation roll out, and you're tempted to say to yourself, "Oh another Pokemon game? They're still cranking those out? The generation I played first will always be the best one, you know," just grin, bear it quietly, and be happy for all the kids that'll love and cherish the new games.
If you squint really, really hard, you may even see yourself.