Seeing that the Pokemon series isn't close to dieing...

Recommended Videos

Deleted

New member
Jul 25, 2009
4,054
0
0
Pokemon Blood and Tears. Travel the new region as a ghetto boy trying to make something of himself, a rags to riches story of a true pokemon master. You and your pokemon must battle the forces of addiction, hookers, and cops in this new game.
 

Erana

New member
Feb 28, 2008
8,010
0
0
Zeromaeus said:
...
I guess I'll come up with a few...
Pokemon Alpha/Beta
-or-
Pokemon Alpha/Omega

Pokemon Dark/Light
Pokemon Death/Life
Pokemon Opal/Garnet
Pokemon Helium/Hydrogen
Pokemon Uranium/Plutonium (I had to)
Pokemon White/Black
Pokemon MindCrystal
Pokemon Earth/Sky
Pokemon Sun/Moon
Pokemon God/Satan
Pokemon Cthulu/Flying Spaghetti Monster
Pokemon ShockYellow
Pokemon FloodBlue
Pokemon Ancient/Neo
Pokemon Forever
Pokemon Eternity/Infinity
Pokemon Up/Down
Pokemon Left/Right
Pokemon ShiningRuby/ShimmeringSapphire
Pokemon GlowingEmerald
Pokemon SparklingDiamond/GlimmeringPearl
Pokemon BrightPlatinum
Pokemon AbsoluteDark/PerfectLight

I made new series and even named remakes for them...
I think you've hit the general nail on the head here- they aren't going to just stick to stones and elements.
I mean, they already are playing off the simple phrase, "Heart and soul," and after a silly name like, "leaf green," they are going to be doing some pretty weird stuff. Still, I'm seeing more, "ShimmeringDiamond/PolishedPearl" for the remake of Gen4, personally.
Still, I'd so want to see how they'd pull off "chuthulu version."
Heavy ball: Higher success rate when used on heavier pokemon.
Great Ball: A ball with a higher success rate than a Pokeball.
Lovecraftian Ball: 65% chance that the contents will become a Ghastly and a dessicated corpse upon capture.
[small]
Also, to everyone saying, "Pokemon died after X game," what you're saying is a very old and overused thought, not to mention it derails the thread- something that is below the desired standard of Escapist content. Please refrain from posting for the sake of your post count, or find a thread in which such thought is relevant.[/small]
 

Zeromaeus

New member
Aug 19, 2009
3,533
0
0
Crystal Cuckoo said:
Pokemon Solar / Pokemon Lunar
I already said sun and moon...
Though solar and lunar do sound better...
Pokemon Atom/Molecule/Cell
Pokemon Virus/Bacteria
 

Incompl te

New member
Dec 13, 2008
1,453
0
0
I think that soon someone will move this to the Forum Games board, as this is slowly turning into a game of "Come up with Pokemon names" :D
 

Daveman

has tits and is on fire
Jan 8, 2009
4,202
0
0
I stopped playing at gold/silver because I realised they weren't going to improve the game at all and they're just going to keep adding more and more pokemon. It's kind of annoying, I reckon a 3D upgrade would have been cool, like the transition that Ocarina of time had.
 

RikSharp

New member
Feb 11, 2009
403
0
0
wont have too long to wait, the first 5th gen poké has been revealed.
i'm liking the idea of pokémon salt'n'vinegar and pokémon cheese'n'onion
 

dasUnbekannte

New member
Dec 17, 2009
76
0
0
keybird said:
Pokemon WHY THE HELL DO THEY KEEP ADDING MORE
Because I am a consumer whore and I will just keep buying more. I CAN'T STOP.

Also, what's with all the precious metals? Pokemon Dirt. Or Pokemon Rocks, Pokemon Paper and Pokemon Scissors.

Edit
presidentjlh said:
Yeah, but, at least the pokemon made sense.
Hahahahaha. Blastoise is a turtle with back cannons, your argument is invalid.
 

blankedboy

New member
Feb 7, 2009
5,234
0
0
JaredXE said:
The Pokemon series died at Yellow.

Only Red and Blue are the true Pokemon!
I might try them, I'm currently a fair way through Emerald, but it's not nearly as awesome as I hoped. :(
 

lenneth

New member
Aug 17, 2008
449
0
0
dasUnbekannte said:
presidentjlh said:
Yeah, but, at least the pokemon made sense.
Hahahahaha. Blastoise is a turtle with back cannons, your argument is invalid.
Rule of Cool, would post a link but the only reaction i've ever seen to Tvtropes links is rage

odds are when they start to run out of names, they'll focus on spin-offs like Ranger and Mystery dungeon more *shudders*
 

Incompl te

New member
Dec 13, 2008
1,453
0
0
lenneth said:
odds are when they start to run out of names, they'll focus on spin-offs like Ranger and Mystery dungeon more *shudders*
Dear God no... That would doom humanity!

I just got an image of a Pokemon game where you care for some creature like a Tamagotchi or something to that extent.

Please tell they haven't already done it! PLEASE!
 

Onyx Oblivion

Borderlands Addict. Again.
Sep 9, 2008
17,032
0
0
Man, I can't play the originals. The games got better as they went. Wish I could say the same about the pokemon designs, though.

But the originals are unplayable for me at this point.

OT: Pokemon Urine and Pokemon Feces
 

Jaranja

New member
Jul 16, 2009
3,275
0
0
IdealistCommi said:
I don't think "plutonium" is the real name.

Anyways, magnesium. It always sounded badass
Pokémon Magnesium and Pokémon Manganese, just to annoy buyers.
 

TheRocketeer

Intolerable Bore
Dec 24, 2009
670
0
21
To me, the Pokemon series gets a lot of unearned ire.

When most of us played it, we weren't out of elementary school.

Fast forward twelve years later and we're in and out of college, slaving in boring jobs we hate, and Pokemon is still marketing itself to the elementary school crowd? Unthinkable!

Gamers like me that enjoyed Red and Blue want our hobby to be taken seriously, meaning killing off all association with kids games that we earnestly loved- regardless of the fact we were kids at the time.

The idea that someone that considers themselves mature and sophisticated could have once enjoyed something as unapologetically kid-friendly and unsophisticated undermines all of our heavy-handed face-saving that gaming is a high art and a mature pastime that the cane-wielding Mennonite public unfairly prejudge.

The rhetoric that Pokemon should just grow up with us, that abandoning its formula is for its own good, and make attacks like Slash and Psybeam should actually sever limbs and explode heads, is the standard fallback of the frustrated ex-Pokemon Master. There simply isn't any acknowledgment given that Pokemon is still just as appealing to kids as it always has been, and that the part of you that could enjoy it on its own terms simply doesn't exist anymore.

It's a very hard thing to swallow when you see that you've grown older and more cynical and the world continues to exist in spite of you. It happens to me, too, of course: I see movies that I cherished as a kid and I just can't believe that the older kids that I looked up to as role models and heroes are now so... child-like.

When you see a new Pokemon generation roll out, and you're tempted to say to yourself, "Oh another Pokemon game? They're still cranking those out? The generation I played first will always be the best one, you know," just grin, bear it quietly, and be happy for all the kids that'll love and cherish the new games.

If you squint really, really hard, you may even see yourself.
 

Zeromaeus

New member
Aug 19, 2009
3,533
0
0
TheRocketeer said:
To me, the Pokemon series gets a lot of unearned ire.

When most of us played it, we weren't out of elementary school.

Fast forward twelve years later and we're in and out of college, slaving in boring jobs we hate, and Pokemon is still marketing itself to the elementary school crowd? Unthinkable!

Gamers like me that enjoyed Red and Blue want our hobby to be taken seriously, meaning killing off all association with kids games that we earnestly loved- regardless of the fact we were kids at the time.

The idea that someone that considers themselves mature and sophisticated could have once enjoyed something as unapologetically kid-friendly and unsophisticated undermines all of our heavy-handed face-saving that gaming is a high art and a mature pastime that the cane-wielding Mennonite public unfairly prejudge.

The rhetoric that Pokemon should just grow up with us, that abandoning its formula is for its own good, and make attacks like Slash and Psybeam should actually sever limbs and explode heads, is the standard fallback of the frustrated ex-Pokemon Master. There simply isn't any acknowledgment given that Pokemon is still just as appealing to kids as it always has been, and that the part of you that could enjoy it on its own terms simply doesn't exist anymore.

It's a very hard thing to swallow when you see that you've grown older and more cynical and the world continues to exist in spite of you. It happens to me, too, of course: I see movies that I cherished as a kid and I just can't believe that the older kids that I looked up to as role models and heroes are now so... child-like.

When you see a new Pokemon generation roll out, and you're tempted to say to yourself, "Oh another Pokemon game? They're still cranking those out? The generation I played first will always be the best one, you know," just grin, bear it quietly, and be happy for all the kids that'll love and cherish the new games.

If you squint really, really hard, you may even see yourself.
I see this in the works with my younger brother.
When I was his age, I played Red (maybe Gold, I'll have to check the year (Gold was actually my favorite given I never actually had Red to play...)). I loved it.
I now see my brother, same age as I was, and he's caught catchemallitis just like I did.
Its... eerie.
...
...
I've caught 'em all by the way. Except Arceus. Apparently God doesn't come to my town...