Serial Killer Round 37: The Special Holiday Edition (Get those votes in.)

[ShindoL Shill]

@Nouw it should have been "how do you type, monkey?" not "how do you type monkey?"

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Nouw: *screeches and blows raspberry in defiance*

 

[Nouw]

@Mortis: Trying to make a monkey out of me? I'll make a monkey out of you! Oh wait...
@TrilbyWill: Oh my bad, this was a case of ambiguity. I meant, how do you type monkey as in the language xD.

 

[staika]

What is going on here!?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika well, the way i understand it is Nouw wants to know how Mort found the Armenian prostitute in his cupboard, but i told him it was his long lost sister. then he punched me in the nipples and gave me a lap-dance. i tipped him £15.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Nice

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

*peels a banana and eats it*

 

[staika]

@Mortis: *Throws a torch at the banana*
BURN!!!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika that was rude. apologise to the torch for throwing it.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: I'm sorry torch
*picks up torch and places it in a torch holder*
There.....
*Throws a fish at trilby*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

*is hit with unlit torch*

*screeches loudly and runs around in circles*

 

[staika]

@Mortis: Muhahahaha
*throws fish at mortis as well*
Adding insult to injury with more injury >

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: *catches fish, then sits down and starts eating it*

 

[Schizzy]

*Poisons fish*

 

[staika]

*poisons schizzy*

 

[Nouw]

*poisons staika*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Fools, all of you. I've already poisoned your complimentary waters you've all consumed while we were waiting in the town hall for the games to begin. Bahahahahahaha!!!

I mean...I'm not talking. >.>

*scratches head, picks a nit and eats it*

 

[Nouw]

*wakes up.* Was that monkey talking just then? Must be the poison. *goes back to sleep.*

 

[staika]

*poisons Nouw*

 

[axle 19]

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