Serial Killer Round 37: The Special Holiday Edition (Get those votes in.)

[staika]

@Trilby: O.O Shit...........
*missile fires at me*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika *watches you run around being chased by the missile while sipping coffee from the Starbucks across the road from you*

 

[staika]

@Trilby: *missile hit me and explodes*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

*pulls the bolt and chambers another whale, then fires at the Starbucks*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

*fires a revolver at a muffin, then jumps over the counter, runs out of the back door and shoots the whale*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

*whale explodes like a piñata, covering the streets with organ-meat-candy*

 

[War Penguin]

Nooo! Not Nouw! Nooo!
...
That gets annoying after a while.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

*stands up dramatically and puts on sunglasses*
i guess...
*takes off sunglasses*
the city will have to spend a lot of money to hire more cleaners to get rid of this organ meat candy
*does a little dance, makes a little love, gets down tonight*

 

[War Penguin]

@TrilbyWill: I'm just wondering how element will take that statement...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@WP: With a grain of methamphetamine and an aluminum bat?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Penguin i hope he will take it like a reasonable person. i mean, what i said would technically be true.

 

[War Penguin]

@TW: You're wrong...

@MN: And you're right.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@WP: Yay! Do I win anything? ^^

 

[War Penguin]

@MN: What you want, a cookie?! Hell no!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Penguin well... you're wrong. and... and also shut up! you're not my real penguin! *runs away*

 

[War Penguin]

@TW: *Sigh* That boy will never learn...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@WP: *walks up nonchalantly and rifles through your pockets, acting like nothing more than a simple, curious monkey*

 

[War Penguin]

@MN: Hey, where's my wallet? Oh you no good damn dirty ape!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@WP: *runs away with your wallet in hand, blowing a raspberry with arms swaying over my head*

 

[War Penguin]

@MN: Get back here you no good son of a *****! *Grabs cain*