Serial Killer Round 37: The Special Holiday Edition (Get those votes in.)

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort thats just what They want you to think.
you're actually a unicorn.
i can give you back your magic!
just lemme stick this *pulling out a juicy ham* in your lung.

then we can play Pokemon: Fire Red AAALL DAAY LOONG!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Yeah!! Hold on, I should probably see if my insurance covers this...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort no, it doesnt. sorry.
but... lemme just... yup.
*gets out pen and paper and writes stuff down*
here we go!
*hangs a sign saying
'TrilbyWill, Murderville Insurance Salesman
--------[small]Come In, We Have No Morals!
[small]And With Recent Events, Who Can BLAME US![/small][/small]'*
now sir, what can we do for you today?

 

[CounterAttack]

Hmm... another tempting deal is up in the Steam sale. Assassin's Creed 2 for US$10... my wallet's already taken a couple of blows recently. But what the hey. I enjoyed the first game and the little bit of the second that I played on PS3.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Well, Mister...

*squints to read name-plate*

Trilby...Wertenburton...

*ahem*

I was looking to get a new insurance plan.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort insurance? go through the door on the left of our ICU and speak to Elizabeth, our Personal Planner.
*indicates door marked 'Intensive Crippling Unit'*

and Mister Trilby Wertenburton was my father. Call me Joe. Well... Lord Joe.

y'know, i just had a brainwave. we could do a simple birds-eye map of Murderville and put in houses and buildings. so people could put locations into their deaths. plus, if we had shops, some of us could RP during down-time like now.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Lord Joe: *eyes door cautiously*

Well...doesn't look like a proper place to go over insurance policies...but what do I know? I'm not a salesman.

*heads through the door*

@Trilby: That is a very good idea, a map could be very useful. I always get lost on my way to the grocer and end up infiltrating some German Biology lab to prevent the weaponization of the sniffles...

 

[CounterAttack]

@Trilby: Ehh... Serial Killer is a mix of a forum game and a role-play. The only time roleplaying is actually done is in our death-posts, and other than that people are free to discuss whatever they like. There will usually be little notes about things relevant to home defense coming up every so often, such as Midknight's CSWoDs or the idea of Skye and myself sharing a house. These things are often reflected in death-posts.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort NO! its the door on the LEFT! through their is our... curdling facility
*a massive blood-curdling scream erupts. you recognise the sound of staika, screaming "MY REMAINING NIPPLE!"*
see!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: *quickly steps back from the curdling room entrance and shuts the door*

Erm...thank you... >.>

*goes through the door on the left*

 

[Loremaster P]

Could someone guide me to the local grocery?
I need to pick up some supplies, and i can't find my way around here since i've just moved in. Anyone willing?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort ok. its just, the floor in there is electrified. and poisoned. and a pool of acid. filled with spikes.

@Lore as i mentioned, The Box is licensed to sell booze and fags, ao we obviously sell crisps and i think i have some healthy things in the employee fridge.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort ok. its just, the floor in there is electrified. and poisoned. and a pool of acid. filled with spikes.

@Lore as i mentioned, The Box is licensed to sell booze and fags, ao we obviously sell crisps and i think i have some healthy things in the employee fridge.

 

[Loremaster P]

@Trilby sounds good, may i come by to buy some crisps and maybe a blade sharpener? Just in case..

Oh, also some flasks of whisky if you would, also just in case of course... *cough*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Lore blade sharpeners? yes... we have lots of them. will you require a new blade? a Bowie knife perhaps, or a bastard sword?
now the whiskey could be a problem, because Morty drank it all when he came in for has shave... lemme check.
yep. if you need help finding us, follow the trail of blood and we're the building covered in cardboard.

 

[Loremaster P]

@Trilby nah thanks, i'll do with my old daddys dagger, it's served me fine so far but i do need to get the blades edge up to scratch.
Shame about the whiskey but oh well i'll just have to smuggle it in somehow then.
While i'm here though got any hoods or masks? No reason really just asking..

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: *steps back once more and shuts the door*

On second thought...I don't need insurance today.

Hold on a second...you told me that was vodka...

What else haven't you told me?!?

 

[Jak23]

Wow, a lot happened while I was in Tamriel...
@Counter: I wish I lived with someone in murderville, I get so jumpy when I'm alone at night... Also awesome death, please record it, I will listen. XD
@Trilby: I was thinking we could have one round of hardcore role-playing as well...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort i havent told you that Elizabeth is a nymphomaniac porn star. or that i replaced your blood with lentil soup.

@Lore do i ha- of course i have hoods and masks.

@Jak you can live with MEEEE!

 

[Loremaster P]

@Trilby perfect, i'll take a regular mask that covers my mouth and nose then please, and 2 bags of crisps and don't forget the blade sharpener. Do you accept gold doubloons?