Serial Killer Round 37: The Special Holiday Edition (Get those votes in.)

[ShindoL Shill]

@Lore i accept any form of currency not in circulation. normally i use Latvian Roubles but... lemme get the doubloon till out...
*gets out a massive till*
okay that'll be... f- uh... *blows*... four fifty please.

 

[Loremaster P]

@Trilby sounds good, here's five, keep the change. Now i think i'll take a little walk round town, see the sights.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Jak: Thing is, though, I gotta be in the right frame of mind to record that death with the proper voice. I shoulda done it when I posted it, but then there were edits that needed to be made, and eventually one thing led to another.

If I can get myself properly empathic again, I can record it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Lore well thankum verily muchwards.
watch out for violent murderers!

 

[Loremaster P]

@Trilby will do, and i won't tell anyone bout the blood on the floor in your abode. *walks out*

Ah this sure seems like a nice lil town.. now where's the local pub...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: O.O

>.>

You said the door on the left...right?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Lore naaah... erbody knows. that's staika's blood. he lost some... optional extras... from his body last night.

@Mort no, the left left. the left right is the middle. thats the ICU. the right right is wall. the left left is the office.

 

[Loremaster P]

@Trilby ah, i see. Strangely enough not the first time i've heard of a surgeon having his practice in a cardboard box. But all is well then.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Lore i am not a surgeon, i am a barber. and an insurer. i just end up with organs.
and we arent in a cardboard box. the shop is called The Box and the outer walls are covered in cardboard.

 

[Loremaster P]

@Trilby sounds like a firehazard, did you insure the place correctly? Also forgive me for presuming you were a surgeon, i may come back if i need a haircut.

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: How big is your house? Does it have an attic? I do love me an attic...
@Counter: That's a shame, next time record it while you're typing. Or else...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Lore I AM THE INSURANCE! [/judgedredd]

@Jak yesms i do have an attic.
well i say attic... i have a flat roof and some wood.

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: *Grabs tools* I will build the best attic ever made...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Can I rent out the attic? I need it for...things... >.>

 

[staika]

So i have a new laptop all lined up and ready to buy and my RP idea finally has a plot. I will soon not have to post from my phone so much

 

[axle 19]

The Victim has been notified. Check your inboxes people.

 

[staika]

Hooray no message for me, I live to see another part

 

[Jak23]

Still alive! *Continues work on attic*
@Mortis: It's not even built yet! XD
@Trilby: I hope you don't mind an attic window, I like to be able to see killers and mobs coming, before they reach the house.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Jak: So...does that mean I'm clear to move my stuff in? XD

 

[Nouw]

@staika: Well at least it's practice for the inevitable day when we all use tablets .