'Shut up!'

[Eifla]

Every single thing the goddamned black market vendor says in Just Cause 2. I can't hit the button to interrupt his cut scenes fast enough.

"Try not to break it now...ah, hell, who am I tryin' to fool?"

They're EXPLOSIVES, you redneck moron. They're SUPPOSED TO BREAK.

I love the way Rico treats him like he would a tiresome child: "Yes Sheldon very funny, yes c'mon on now, gimme the gun gimme the gun, yes funny but I need that assault rifle..."

I feel sorry for Rico, he's 42, done the whole "regime change" about a hundred times and everyone around him is either a moron, a twat or trying to shoot him in the head.

Thanks for flying air Sheldon AHEEHEEEHEEHEHEHEH-(Instant Lobotomy).

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Need I say more?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I had heard stories... But I had never guessed it was that goddamn awful.

OT: The fucking beggars and minstrels from the Assassin's Creed series. Hate them with a passion.

 

[Flying Dagger]

Enemies everywhere!

 

[JokerCrowe]

(Wonder if anyone will get this reference)

"WHERE ARE YOU, MARSHAL?"

Oh My god! I remember that game! It was some old cowboy FPS(?) wasn't it? Really annoying.
OT: I can't really remember, I think it was in New Vegas you get to a point when a NPC says "Don't let me keep you, Don't let me keep you, Don't let me keep you, Don't let me keep you, Don't let me keep you..." and that's alll he says. Also Boone, man you're awesome... But would you shut UP! I just got a perfect headshot I don't want "You to aim that for me next time"!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"

Who the fuck wrote that? 'Cause it's a terrible line.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

'Don't relax just yet marines!'

Anyone who recognises it will understand the horrors to which you are subject. AS EVERY DAMNED RACE.

"Don't let your guard down just yet!" The Marine Sergeant said after having forgetton I'd just brutally killed his four comrades right in front of his eyes.


Some other classics include:

"You're pathetic."

"Blah blah blah-what a bore."

"I'm better then you'll ever be!"

Also I know it doesn't really count but whenever people abuse the radio message function in MGO makes me want to ram a grenade down their throat.

 

[Eifla]

'STOP! You violated the law!'

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH.

Every single thing the goddamned black market vendor says in Just Cause 2. I can't hit the button to interrupt his cut scenes fast enough.

"Try not to break it now...ah, hell, who am I tryin' to fool?"

They're EXPLOSIVES, you redneck moron. They're SUPPOSED TO BREAK.

Thanks for flyin' Air Sheldon. Hehehehe...

Also:

"My body trembles with anticipation" - Bolo Santosi

Bolo is a utter nutter, seriously in one mission shes goes on about a lump of flesh just for her. She is a fruit loop, but the reapers have the best costumes so I'm inclined to help her.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

"Hero your will energy is low, watch that"
"Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?"

gah this PISSED ME OFF.

the stupid "watch that" part especially, it sounded like he was trying his hardest to squeeze that out with little breath at the end.

OT:

dwarfin crafts fine dwarfin crafts

(dwarf merchant in denerim from DAO, good god i can't tell you how many times i have heard that...SHUT UP! I KNOW YOU ARE A MERCHANT CLEARLY!)


oh and in any of the kotor games, they have like 2 sound phrases that are used for the majority of the "foreign" dialects(i think its like huttese or something?)

its either

(EEHHH CHUTTA!) and a few others, i wish i could find them on youtube.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Spoiler

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!​

EDIT: Ninja'd.

 

[necronmm]

Reload Dr Freeman!
You should reload Dr Freeman!
Why don't you reload Dr Freeman?
Dr Freemaaaaaaaaaaan! RELOAD!!!!! AFHDSLKFDSFLK

 

[dancinginfernal]

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER.

Also, that fuckin' owl from OoT.

 

[Starke]

I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
"I'm getting a stash jackass."

And let's not forget Call of Pripyat's contribution:

IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING, SPILL THE BEANS IF NOT TAKE A HIKE

 

[Sacul]

"Assassino!"

'Life expectancy? About five minutes, I'll wager!'

'Isn't that illegal?'

"I can't die! I'm beautiful!" For some reason that always makes me want to rush after them and assassinate them >.>

 

[Tharwen]

Every single thing the goddamned black market vendor says in Just Cause 2. I can't hit the button to interrupt his cut scenes fast enough.

"Try not to break it now...ah, hell, who am I tryin' to fool?"

They're EXPLOSIVES, you redneck moron. They're SUPPOSED TO BREAK.

Thanks for flyin' Air Sheldon. Hehehehe...

Also:

"My body trembles with anticipation" - Bolo Santosi

Bolo is a utter nutter, seriously in one mission shes goes on about a lump of flesh just for her. She is a fruit loop, but the reapers have the best costumes so I'm inclined to help her.

I remember that. It's in the mission with the neurotoxin in the mountain research labs, isn't it?

 

[JoeCool385]

(Wonder if anyone will get this reference)

"WHERE ARE YOU, MARSHAL?"

Outlaws, right?

Correct. I loved the game, but damn if the NPC taunts didn't get annoying after 30 seconds.

 

[Eifla]

Every single thing the goddamned black market vendor says in Just Cause 2. I can't hit the button to interrupt his cut scenes fast enough.

"Try not to break it now...ah, hell, who am I tryin' to fool?"

They're EXPLOSIVES, you redneck moron. They're SUPPOSED TO BREAK.

Thanks for flyin' Air Sheldon. Hehehehe...

Also:

"My body trembles with anticipation" - Bolo Santosi

Bolo is a utter nutter, seriously in one mission shes goes on about a lump of flesh just for her. She is a fruit loop, but the reapers have the best costumes so I'm inclined to help her.

I remember that. It's in the mission with the neurotoxin in the mountain research labs, isn't it?

That's it, I was tempted to turn that helicopter around and make a dash for somewhere far, far away....

miy nem ez BOLO santosi....

 

[drunkenduck]

Anything Hope says in FFXIII. That's pretty much the only time I have actually yelled at someone in a video game to shut up.

Edit: Oh I just remembered:
"There are new missions on the .... bounty board!"
"Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!"

Oh i second this one, I really hate claptrap, he just wont shut up!!!

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

"Hero your will energy is low, watch that"
"Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?"

In one of the loading screens on Fable 2 it says "the guild master was found dead in when the heros halls (or whatever they're called) with the words 'Hero, your health is low.' carved into his head.
That made me smile. Very much.

OT: "BLUE SUNS!" "Get them." "Contact out of sight." "Smoke 'em out." seriously. Mercs are the worst, damn blue suns gits... I don't get why they scream their own gang name with a surprised tone.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Also.... we know by now that N'avi is annoying so let's ignore her and think of some more interesting ones.

Usually I'm against correcting spelling and punctuation and such, but I refuse to let anyone mix Avatar into my precious Zelda games. It's just Navi. No apostraphe.

Lol..ok my bad. Fixed.

 

[kinggamecat]

EVERY LINE OF THE ROBOT FROM BORDERLANDS!

His voice is sodomy of the ears!