*Sigh* I'm such a moron...
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Well I think we've all had the "Where the fuck are my glasses...oh, I'm wearing them" moments.
I've also come dangerously close to walking into a mirror several times. It only happends in stores where they have huge mirrors on the wall to "make the place feel bigger".
I've also come dangerously close to walking into a mirror several times. It only happends in stores where they have huge mirrors on the wall to "make the place feel bigger".
I had a gas mask on once in science class.Cheveyo said:
Tried to blow out a match.
Failure ensued.
This didn't happen to me, but I was there.
I was purchasing a game from GameStop (even though I hate that place...), and some kid walks in with a DS in hand. He goes up to the guy at the register and says, "I'm here for the Pokemon tournament thing," the clerk responds telling him that it's something you're supposed to do at home. You should've seen the kids face, he turned all red and looked like he was about to cry. The thing is he wasn't a little kid, he's in my sister's grade so he was probably 15 at the time.
I was purchasing a game from GameStop (even though I hate that place...), and some kid walks in with a DS in hand. He goes up to the guy at the register and says, "I'm here for the Pokemon tournament thing," the clerk responds telling him that it's something you're supposed to do at home. You should've seen the kids face, he turned all red and looked like he was about to cry. The thing is he wasn't a little kid, he's in my sister's grade so he was probably 15 at the time.
In the morning if I'm having cereal and orange juice, I sometimes pour the juice into the cereal.
Also 'Walking + texting = walking headfirst into poles'.
Also 'Walking + texting = walking headfirst into poles'.
Basically this, only I got to watch my mom do it last time we went to the city to check out my college campus. "Shit!" (also, my mom never swears, she was in full panic from being in Atlanta) "I left my glasses at the cafeteria!" to which I replied, "On... your face...?"Cheveyo said:
haha, yeah, lol! Only a moron would be smoking!!Milky_Fresh said:
[small]Sorry! XD I couldn't resist. Enjoy your cigs unperturbed.[/small]
A lot of the time, I go downstairs and I don't remember why I needed to go downstairs. And sometimes I look in the mirror, and think I see something behind me. I look behind me to see if there's anything there, and then whip my head back around to stare at the mirror because I saw my own head move out of the corner of my eye.
I also once asked my science teacher why women can't get prostate cancer.
I also once asked my science teacher why women can't get prostate cancer.
Sometimes I like to wash my hands in the middle of a game, especially since they sweat so much. So I go to the bathroom, thinking of things or whatever, and then start brushing my teeth. Suddenly, I look in the mirror and realize I have toothpaste in my mouth...
The opposite happens to me sometimes as well: in the morning I want to go brush my teeth. So I start doing it and then begin thinking of a recent dream or of what I'm going to do that day. I'm so caught up in my thoughts that I just begin rinsing and spitting the toothpaste, then I leave the bathroom only to realize I've only brushed my teeth for about 10 seconds...
The opposite happens to me sometimes as well: in the morning I want to go brush my teeth. So I start doing it and then begin thinking of a recent dream or of what I'm going to do that day. I'm so caught up in my thoughts that I just begin rinsing and spitting the toothpaste, then I leave the bathroom only to realize I've only brushed my teeth for about 10 seconds...
lets see. i remeber in 3'rd grade i was stupid enough to walk past a swingset with 2 people on it, got hit in the head and flew about 4 meters. fortunantly it was one of those made of rubber tires so it, to my surprise, didnt hurt at all and i was literarly laying on the ground laughing my ass off while everyone else was wondering if i was okay.
ive also walked into lamposts and glass doors. explaining on the phone how i've lost the phone. I poured ketchup in my milk once. dropped my too big trousers on the trampolin in gym class. and a lot of other things im too lazy to write.
ive also walked into lamposts and glass doors. explaining on the phone how i've lost the phone. I poured ketchup in my milk once. dropped my too big trousers on the trampolin in gym class. and a lot of other things im too lazy to write.
It's not you being a moron It's the way our eyes work, they are the true morons ... stupid eyes. Anyway I do to a complete faith In my friends almost got ran over In traffic.
well .. when i was on my 48 hour FFX run , like 2 years ago.. well , i took a shower, then like 5 mins after i forgot i took a shower, and took another... then another... then another.. yup 4 showers in a row ... its liek wtf..
I was on the brink of sleep once, when my family was visiting relatives. I slept on a matress on the floor next to my brother. And I sort of half-dreamt that my brother hit me on the head for no reason, so I reach over and smack him. "What'd you do that for?" he said, and that's about when I realised he hadn't done anything. Oddities.
