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Spirultima

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CheckD3 said:
Repacking the Halo 3 multiplayer with a new story mode in ODST *slap*
Well when Bungie left Halo, do you think it was actually going to be better? Or even stay the same?

Second Side Note In a Row: Is that DP Brook from One Piece?
 

Admiral Stukov

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*slaps EA*
For beeing the moneyhungry cheap bastards that they are.
*slaps Lucas Arts*
For booting KoTOR II out the door before it was finished.
*slaps the guy who invented DLCs that costed money*
You know why, it's stupid and give developers a reason to sell a non-finished game att full price then sell the missing bits for extra money.
 

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wtf man? I liked WoW! we got it for half price on steam like a week after release on steam.

its "rips off MW" really? you know what else shamelessly rips of MW? MW2! that is a crazy thing to say, everything rips everything else off!!

I mean I liked MW more, but one word: FLAME-THROWER! to me WoW was just MW, in a different setting, with worse guns except for the flame-thrower which was awesome!

anyway...

I've got soo many of these!!

most PC devs for the types of DRM they force on us.

Blizzard for removing proper LAN support JUST so they can have yet another retarded form of DRM and drag everyone to battle.net for NO REASON except to see ads...
Activision, for ruining gaming probably more than EA does now.

Oh, and on that note:

absolutely EVERY public statement that comes out of EA's mouth!

the latest being, "we are mandating that every game that we release in 2011 has online play"

...

why...

VALVE!! firstly for making the first game in a new franchise AND IT'S SEQUEL before EPISODE 3!!!!

and for actually bothering making that "low violence" version that Aus among others got that not only removed THE ONE AND ONLY selling point of ANYTHING zombie related, but also killed the fun of anyone else who had the real version of the game in a server you joined, ironically having the majority of players avoiding censored players more than the actual zombies in the game...

Bioware for accidentally releasing the game with lower res textures for PC than they meant to and not bothered fixing it.

Infinity ward (probably helped out by the above mentioned Activision) for gaying MW2 for NO reason. (and thats the important part here: NO REASON)

Valve for adding dynamic pricing to CS. "HEY! this isn't the game I paid for!! you can't just completely CHANGE a game after it's released!"
 

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I'd slap Treyarch and Infinity Ward for making the Veteren difficulty so damn hard. It's hard enough when the enemies have bionic-cyber vision and magic accuracy, they don't need a surplus of grenades and have 5 soldiers throwing the finiky little bastards all at one time and having them landing right at your feet.
 

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Brnin8 said:
rokkolpo said:
i hated meeting the gray fox in oblivion.

totally killed the mystery and he was just another generic retard.

so i slapped him.....with my steel hammer!
Hold on... you were in the thieves guild with a steel warhammer? I slap you for your odd choice in weapon to sneak with!
i stole a steel hammer so i could hit him with it.
after i met him.
 

Lord Beautiful

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For Saki and Yami being cheap motherfuckers in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom. *slap*

For Azazel in Tekken 6. *slap*

For the escort sequence in the tower in Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner. *slap*

For Seth in Street Fighter IV. <color=red>*slap*
 

Onyx Oblivion

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Treyarch>>>>Infinity Ward

Treyarch listens to their community. And releases more than one DLC map pack, too.

*slaps Bioware*

No. Stop making games that aren't "Jade Empire 2".
 

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No volume control for in game music and tiny subtitles. *SLAP* The music's annoying *SLAP* , I can't hear the dialog *SLAP* and I cant read the subtitles *SLAP*
 

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Ubisoft for all the repetitiveness in Assassins Creed. *slaps* Repetitiveness in games is a bad thing.
I think they learned their lesson. Assassin's Creed 2 being the evidence. (Hopefully.)
 

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Bioware, for making me addicted to Mass Effect 2. It makes all games suck in comparison.

I wanted to install Bioshock 2, but the ME2 icon was jumping and screaming "Play me, play me!"

So, instead of installing Bioshock 2, I started my second ME2 playthrough.

*slap*
 

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Hey Blizzard! *slap slap slap*

This is for never releasing "GHOST" SLAP!

This is for dividing starcraft into 3 different games SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

This is for taking way to long to develop Diablo even though no matter what you do it will still be diablo and really by now Development really shouldn't be taking this long! SLAP!

This is for not doing a Starcraft MMO. SLAP! SLAP!

This is for good measure SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!!!


(Slap is one of those words that if you type it enough it starts to look funny and forces you to second guess your own spelling) SLAP SLAP SLAP! For you slap! BAD Bad! No!!...NO!!
 

Spirultima

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-Zen- said:
For Saki and Yami being cheap motherfuckers in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom. *slap*

For Azazel in Tekken 6. *slap*

For the escort sequence in the tower in Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner. *slap*

For Seth in Street Fighter IV. <color=red>*slap*
Not sure about Saki or Yami, Azazel is a prick of high measure (AUTO BLOCK, LOL, U CN'T 'IT ME!) and so is Seth, but i think Seth deserves to get murdered more.

I wish i had Zone of the Enders 2, but i don't.
 

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Nexon, (Dungeon Fighter Online) for putting a random chance for your attacks to "miss" in a friggin' Beat-em-up

Fighter (*punches knight in the face* *"MISS!")
Random Enemy Knight (*stabs Fighter while Fighter's fist is still embedded in its face*)

Raven and Vicarious Visions (X-Men Legends and Marvel Ultimate Alliance series) *Slap!* When I jump or fly over a ground shockwave, I still get hit by it? How does that work?
 

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Spirultima said:
Crystal Cuckoo said:
*Slaps Infinity Ward*

Why? Why make CoD4 a gleaming beacon in the first person shooter world, but make MW2 and overrated unbalanced piece of tripe?

AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO DEDICATED SERVERS???
Its only the online that was an overrated unbalanced piece of trope, the story was exception (Aside from when you heard the word "RAMIREZ!" ever 5 seconds) but online was full of more vomit then a British Sunday morning (...Probably).

Side Note: Ha, I like Joshua.
Mmmmm.... I will respectfully disagree. MW2's story was the worst I have seen in years as far as video games go.
 

Spirultima

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Fappy said:
Spirultima said:
Crystal Cuckoo said:
*Slaps Infinity Ward*

Why? Why make CoD4 a gleaming beacon in the first person shooter world, but make MW2 and overrated unbalanced piece of tripe?

AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO DEDICATED SERVERS???
Its only the online that was an overrated unbalanced piece of trope, the story was exception (Aside from when you heard the word "RAMIREZ!" ever 5 seconds) but online was full of more vomit then a British Sunday morning (...Probably).

Side Note: Ha, I like Joshua.
Mmmmm.... I will respectfully disagree. MW2's story was the worst I have seen in years as far as video games go.
Can you be more specific? I liked it for the lack of "americans aren't corrupt and there only goal in life is to stop evil terrorists" and how it all panned out, I mean there is not many games where you watch yourself die slowly in a good way.
 

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Blizzard for where the hells my Diablo 3! *slap* Fair enough you've been working hard on making mountains of cash WoW... but I don't play WoW *slap* Oh and a preemptive *slap* in case you try to charge for online play! Bastards..
 

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Valve for the Jockey, Frog City for Tropico 2, Haemimont Games for Tropico 3, and Paradox Interactive for Majesty 2 would be at the top of the Slapping List.
 

Spirultima

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ShotgunSmoke said:
Bioware, for making me addicted to Mass Effect 2. It makes all games suck in comparison.

I wanted to install Bioshock 2, but the ME2 icon was jumping and screaming "Play me, play me!"

So, instead of installing Bioshock 2, I started my second ME2 playthrough.

*slap*
Surely your love for it is a good thing, not many games now or days have replay value.
 

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Microsoft for making the only good demos (ie. Just Cause 2) for Gold members only. WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR A DEMO!? *Epic slap!* AND WHY MAKE US PAY FOR ONLINE ANYWAY?! MICROSOFT YOU CHEAP BASTARDS! *FALCON PUNCH!* (Note: Have played JC2 demo now, and if I don't get that game soon my arteries will explode from excitement)
 

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I'd slap Square Enix every second of every day untill they stop making final fantasy. We had a bunch of them, it was fun, then the series got crappy, so stop. *slap*

Anyone who thinks making another ww2 game is a great idea. *slap*

EA for being idiots. *slap*

Lucas Arts for going from a innovative and great company to a star-wars-only company. *slap*

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And Hideo Kojima. Stop being such an unimaginative asshole. Stop borrowing ideas and stop masturbating MGS fans' dicks. *slap*