*Slap* No.

[Daipire]

I'll probably get slapped for saying this but i don't mind peter monly-whatever, i really like the fable series

Repetitiveness in games is a bad thing.

This made me laugh. All games have repetition.

A guide for playing assassin's creed

Get annoyed by beggar
Somehow alert the guards
Counter
Counter
Counter
Counter etc
After killing the guards, get annoyed by beggar

 

[CK76]

Ubisoft for telling me I had to pay 10 dollars additional to see end of latest Prince of Persia.

*SLAP*

 

[Rush_Thores]

Pretentious European game developers IE:
Peter Molyneux and David Cage *SLAP*
Dont get me wrong, I LOVE Heavy Rain and Fable TLC, but they did NOT change the face of gaming or make me cry or give me absolute freedom or whatever whatever whatever.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot. I know it's already been said a bunch but god I hate when there is only online multiplayer. Resistance betrayed me worse. Back when my PS3 was new and shiny and had resistance as its only good game. My 360 overshadowed it, but at times my friend and I would play story campaign splitscreen on resistance and it was a blast. I look back on those days so fondly. Then Resistance 2 came, me and my buddy (We weren't as close anymore, but we would patch up any damn kinks in our friendship to relive those good ol' days) sat down and spent like an hour trying to figure out how to play the campaign splitscreen. Yes, it is mostly my fault for not looking into that prior to getting it, but why!?!?! It was there before! Where the fuck did it go you bastards!?!?!

 

[SextusMaximus]

You're verging on being a troll.

OT: Long animation sequences, like the Too Human death sequence, or looting a dead body in AC2 when if the person were alive you could just snatch it from their pockets without a second thought.

 

[Snotnarok]

Things in a game you want to slap a dev. about and just say "No".

Borderlands; exceptional game in just about every aspect, just one things gets me, dollars? Were on another freakin' world called Pandora! Can't the currency be called Pandorans or Chaosics?

Another is Treyarch for existing.

Oh and Infinity Ward, stop catering for online arses who will do nothing but camp and use the grenade launcher all day.

EDIT: Apparently I'm a troll about hating Treyarch, so if you want me to be more precise; Not one game that comes to mind when I say "Treyarch" 'cept from CoD: WaW which was bad, and I shouldn't need to be precise why that was bad, so I'll talk like a troll here. "american, LOL! american kill stupid japs, LOL! Using melee makes you less of a man LOL! Russians are super evil LOL!"

In seriousness, Story was bad, Gameplay was a direct and shameless rip off of CoD4. And if can't think of a good game, just one good game, that means they aren't a good developer in my eyes. Nazi Zombies was good, don't get me wrong, hell sometimes i might play it if im in the right mood, but something like that shouldn't save a bad game from being bad, its like calling a murderer ok because he kills, but he leaves a joke afterwards.

Now to all the people who have said "Stop blaming a dev. for making money" I CAN hate them for doing so, in that they are making it difficult for more good developers to stand forward, absorbing the money of morons so the morons have less to spend, ergo the saying "The biggest bastard wins"

How'd you not enjoy WaW? It was a fun shooter for what it was worth. I never played the online just the singlplayer and nazi zombies.

I'd slap every developer/publisher/supporter of DRM because it's not a good idea, pirates remove it customers are stuck with it, so who is it actually aimed toward? HMmm...

Sonic team, the next time they put in another stupid character like Shadow, Silver or any of his new friends they need a good beating. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy I guess since she was Sonic CD but that's ALL YOU NEED. Stop tacking on shitty characters that no one except the ones with cranial drilling like!

 

[Twilight_guy]

Your father
*slap*
Your mother
*slap*
Your father and your mother!

I'd like to slap the guys responsible for not making Beyond good and evil on steam compatible with multi-core systems, then knee them in the groins.

 

[ultrachicken]

Timed mission, in anything. I... strongly desire to construct a gallows out of the bones of any developer who does that's family, then hang them with there own intestines. My OCD manifests itself in a very violent fashion.

What about games like mirror's edge?

 

[Spirultima]

How'd you not enjoy WaW? It was a fun shooter for what it was worth. I never played the online just the singlplayer and nazi zombies.

I'd slap every developer/publisher/supporter of DRM because it's not a good idea, pirates remove it customers are stuck with it, so who is it actually aimed toward? HMmm...

Sonic team, the next time they put in another stupid character like Shadow, Silver or any of his new friends they need a good beating. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy I guess since she was Sonic CD but that's ALL YOU NEED. Stop tacking on shitty characters that no one except the ones with cranial drilling like!

...Personally I think I gave my reason to WHY I hate CoD: WaW.

I disagree slightly, a game only involving Sonic, Tails and Knuckles would get boring, fast, Shadow is meant to be Sonic's direct rival, Rouge is meant to be Knuckles direct rival, so their presence is fine by me. I mean call you say you didn't enjoy Sonic Adventure 2: Battles? (I think its called that, it was on Gamecube)

 

[Spirultima]

*high fives you*
*hugs you in a non-gay brotherly love type way*
your oppinion is your own, therfore it is right to you.
people who disagree with your statement and are willing to make fun of it prove that ignorance is thier protective bubble.
and thats how ww2 and the american civil war started(ill explain in more detail if anyone asks)

i want to slap the guy who decided that online deathmatch with 10 year old kids who say things like"DUDE I R AWSOME YOU GAY STUPID BAD I KABLAMMING YOU PWN I 40" is all a game should be.
I buy games to get away from people and play co-op with my brother, father, and friends, and would appreciate an fps with a co-op or single player campaign that lasts at LEAST 10 hours. of challanging(but not impossable)fun.
army of two 40th day did this fairly well, and I learned that me and my dad had different values.(I chose to leave the ammo, kill the guy, and let the russian to rape the girl, he chose to kill the tiger and keep the kid hidden)

also, the graphics designer for modern warfare 2.
i have a fucking EYE CONDITION now because the graphics are so inconsistant, blurry, and full of bloom that they made my eyes bleed.

Umm, thanks, i think.

You COULD just slap every 10 year old online, sure it'll take more time, but your really getting to the heart of the problem.

...So, in other words, morally your a prick and your father is not?...Oh yeah, i miss good co-op FPSs.

 

[richasr]

*slap with a spiked iron gauntlet*

any developer who puts more emphasis on the multiplayer aspect of the game and allows the actual storyline to get the s*** end of the stick.

CURSE YOU ALL!

Do Infinity Ward get the hardest slap for this? I like to think so.

Any developer that makes a compulsory linear part of a game so buggy that you can't actually get through it, my most recent complaint of this was The Pitt DLC for Fallout 3, walking across a roof and I randomly just fall through and die, wonderful!