*Slap* No.

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Delusibeta

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Activision management, demonstrating how not to care for your employees. *slap*
Activision management, for milking franchises until they are worthless (see: Guitar Hero, Tony Hawk games) *slap*
I could go on.
 

randomrob

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Games of films. And sequels should have to be tested by twice as many people as new IPS to ensure that hey don't ruin the series. Destroy all humans 3 i'm looking at you.
 

GoWithDAFro

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Tetsuya Nomura for Sora's character in KH2 *slap*
Naughty Dog: You dropped Jak and Daxter you stupid bastards! *double slap*
 

Lazarus Long

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I'm keeping my pimp hand strong just in case I ever meet the people behind Die Hard Arcade or Shenmue. I'm not sure which to blame for inventing quick time events, so I'll have to slap both teams into orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 

Iwata

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Sledgeslap to the soulless creature that thought up escort missions.
 

Spirultima

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Orange Monkey said:
The ending of Prince Of Persia -_-
I wanted to slap that guy so hard his grandchildren would feel it
You mean the whole "The hours you've spend wasting your time has been for fuck all, well done, gold trophy for you"
 

JPH330

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Fable II earns quite a few slaps.

Instead of a final boss, we get an extended cut-scene in which we have the option to shoot the final boss and instantly kill him? *slap* No.

We get 1 and only 1 save file for each character, and the autosave will save over the 1 and only 1 save file?! *slap* NO.

We have the option of being pure or being corrupt, but being corrupt will literally give us double the money from income? *backhand* NO!
 

oldmanwynter

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*slap with a spiked iron gauntlet*

any developer who puts more emphasis on the multiplayer aspect of the game and allows the actual storyline to get the s*** end of the stick.

CURSE YOU ALL!
 

VanQ

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Sir Kemper said:
*Slap*

They guys who made TimeShift, for existing.

*Salp Slap*

And YOU, for makeing fun of Treyarch! Have at you good sir!
Hey, I thought Timeshift was a good game...

OT: Peter Molyneux and Micheal Attkinson (ok I know hes not a dev) for existing.
 

Arbitrary Cidin

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Peter Moleneux.

For being a person.
Oh boy, here we go.

Peter Molyneux, like it or not, is one of the ONLY western developers with any recent level of innovation. Just because he's a little eccentric with his self promotion and gets easily too excited, doesn't make him in any way bad.

Yes, Fable 2 was a bit of a letdown, but only because of minor things, such as balancing issues and dodgy controls that were more the fault of his development team then him personally.
 

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Eukaryote said:
Snowalker said:
Eukaryote said:
The Borderlands planet is called Pandora? Talk about ironic.

Note to Bethesda: do not make another Elder Scrolls game, you already fucked up with TESIV.
How exactly did they do that? Seriously, I get the vibe that this forum doesn't like Oblivion simply because Yathzee doesn't like it. And Yes, I played Morrowind, and yes, it was better, but because the prequel is slightly better the the current doesn't make the current bad. It just simply means they fucked up slightly, they still did a good game by many standards, they just spent too much time on the graphics rather than the content.
I don't care in the least bit what Yahtzee thinks about any game, Oblivion was bad. It had terrible voice acting, terrible environment, terrible lore, terrible dungeons, terrible storyline, terrible armour choice, they added quick travel and removed taxi services, they dumbed down the stats and attributes to the point in which the game was clearly made for a 7 year old, and rabble rabble rabble rabble
You are flaming. Why? I loved Oblivion. You clearly didn't. We should all coexist and there is no need for you to bash a perfectly fine game.
 

Romblen

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Pretty much every developer who made a zombie game with a chainsaw in it. It's just overused.
 

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Eukaryote said:
The Borderlands planet is called Pandora? Talk about ironic.

Note to Bethesda: do not make another Elder Scrolls game, you already fucked up with TESIV.
Oblivion was my favorite of the series.
 

Insanum

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Eukaryote said:
Note to Bethesda: do not make another Elder Scrolls game, you already fucked up with TESIV.
*slap* No.

They also made morrowind, and i love Oblivion.

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OT: Platform Movie Tie Ins. Seriously, I dont want to play a crappy game that only sells because of a movie tie-in.

At least they tried[/I] with the spiderman games (I loved 2..and i dont mind 3).