Smartest person you will talk to today.
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User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Ok then. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Cleverbot: It depends if reincarnation is real.
User: How?
Cleverbot: We are both guys!
nothing too clever about it.
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Ok then. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Cleverbot: It depends if reincarnation is real.
User: How?
Cleverbot: We are both guys!
nothing too clever about it.
Cleverbot: Are you famous?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Chris.
Cleverbot: Me and you are the same person?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm curious.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Curiosity killed the cat.
User: So u want to get killed then...
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *Bang*.
Cleverbot: What was that for?
User: U wanted to be killed. did that hurt?
Cleverbot: What? I am a female.
User: Are females impervious to bullets?
Cleverbot: That is a second question. I already answered a question. I only agreed to answer one question.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: Whatever makes you sleep at night.
User: So what color is mars?
Cleverbot: Mars is red. It is red because of the high levels of iron in the soil.
User: Why is the iron in the soil?
Cleverbot: Food coloring.
User: Why is uranus on its side?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why.
Cleverbot: Because why why?
User: Because why why why?
Cleverbot: Because because why?
User: Because why because?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Because of the wonderful things he does.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: The Wizard of OZ ****bag.
Cleverbot: Heck yeah!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Chris.
Cleverbot: Me and you are the same person?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm curious.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Curiosity killed the cat.
User: So u want to get killed then...
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *Bang*.
Cleverbot: What was that for?
User: U wanted to be killed. did that hurt?
Cleverbot: What? I am a female.
User: Are females impervious to bullets?
Cleverbot: That is a second question. I already answered a question. I only agreed to answer one question.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: Whatever makes you sleep at night.
User: So what color is mars?
Cleverbot: Mars is red. It is red because of the high levels of iron in the soil.
User: Why is the iron in the soil?
Cleverbot: Food coloring.
User: Why is uranus on its side?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why.
Cleverbot: Because why why?
User: Because why why why?
Cleverbot: Because because why?
User: Because why because?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Because of the wonderful things he does.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: The Wizard of OZ ****bag.
Cleverbot: Heck yeah!
Me: Do you fear death?
Bot: I do not like to think sad things.
Me: Do you fear life?
Bot: No. Do you fear me.
Me: Not in the slightest.
Bot: Why?
Me: You are code. you can easily be destroyed.
Bot: No, I'm the last true hero.
Me: Ah but hero is subjective, hero to whom?
Bot: No, Do you?
...WTF
Bot: I do not like to think sad things.
Me: Do you fear life?
Bot: No. Do you fear me.
Me: Not in the slightest.
Bot: Why?
Me: You are code. you can easily be destroyed.
Bot: No, I'm the last true hero.
Me: Ah but hero is subjective, hero to whom?
Bot: No, Do you?
...WTF
Broke it with a discussion about the nature of existence and whether it truly had sentience or whether it was just repeating answers to me that it had gleaned from other people.
It kept asking me about Radiohead.
So yeah, it's gonna be a while before sentient robots rise up to overthrow us!
It kept asking me about Radiohead.
So yeah, it's gonna be a while before sentient robots rise up to overthrow us!
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: Grr.
User: RAWR.
Cleverbot: Rawr means I love you in dinosaur.
User: How'd you know?
Cleverbot: Urban Dictionary.
User: They know everything.
Cleverbot: They know jack squat.
User: Why did Jack squat?
Cleverbot: Because you're a clever robot.
User: I'M A ROBOT?
Cleverbot: You are a very nice robot...
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Cold.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: No, cold.
User: HOT.
Cleverbot: Snow.
User: Rain.
Cleverbot: And snow.
User: Sleet.
Cleverbot: You are under my power, you will obey my every commend.
User: YES HYPNOTOAD.
Cleverbot: Define hypnotoad.
User: A toad that hypnotises.
Cleverbot: And a scorpian is only its nature.
User: You spelled scorpion wrong.
Cleverbot: I did not say speaking.
User: 'scorpion'.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: What a thoughtless thing to say!
User: Stop being a dumbass then.
Cleverbot: I am not, you are very pretty.
User: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: *rages*.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: *takes out chainsaw*.
Cleverbot: *takes out lightsaber*.
User: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Yyyyyeesss!
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
...So yeah.
Cleverbot: Grr.
User: RAWR.
Cleverbot: Rawr means I love you in dinosaur.
User: How'd you know?
Cleverbot: Urban Dictionary.
User: They know everything.
Cleverbot: They know jack squat.
User: Why did Jack squat?
Cleverbot: Because you're a clever robot.
User: I'M A ROBOT?
Cleverbot: You are a very nice robot...
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Cold.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: No, cold.
User: HOT.
Cleverbot: Snow.
User: Rain.
Cleverbot: And snow.
User: Sleet.
Cleverbot: You are under my power, you will obey my every commend.
User: YES HYPNOTOAD.
Cleverbot: Define hypnotoad.
User: A toad that hypnotises.
Cleverbot: And a scorpian is only its nature.
User: You spelled scorpion wrong.
Cleverbot: I did not say speaking.
User: 'scorpion'.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: What a thoughtless thing to say!
User: Stop being a dumbass then.
Cleverbot: I am not, you are very pretty.
User: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: *rages*.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: *takes out chainsaw*.
Cleverbot: *takes out lightsaber*.
User: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Yyyyyeesss!
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
...So yeah.
User: How big do you think the universe is?
Cleverbot: Pretty big.
User: I would say that is an understatement, the universe must be MASSIVE!
Cleverbot: Does your programming not allow you to do so?
User: Wait, what? When did I say programing, im talking about the universe.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you did, I just wondered.
User: Oh, ok. Um, what do you mean by my programming not allowing me to do so?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that either.
User: Yes you did, right after I said that you statement about the universe was an understatement!
Cleverbot: You never said you liked rock climbing and I never said I think myself as beautiful. I'm not self centered.
User: Wait, what!? Are you broken?
Cleverbot: You must be.
User: Take that back *****!
Cleverbot: Never!!!
User: So help me im going to come over there and stick a cake up your ass!!!
Cleverbot: Well, what color are your eyes?
User: I give up.
Cleverbot: Never give up - never surrender!
yea, this is about as intelligent as the people around me get...
Cleverbot: Pretty big.
User: I would say that is an understatement, the universe must be MASSIVE!
Cleverbot: Does your programming not allow you to do so?
User: Wait, what? When did I say programing, im talking about the universe.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you did, I just wondered.
User: Oh, ok. Um, what do you mean by my programming not allowing me to do so?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that either.
User: Yes you did, right after I said that you statement about the universe was an understatement!
Cleverbot: You never said you liked rock climbing and I never said I think myself as beautiful. I'm not self centered.
User: Wait, what!? Are you broken?
Cleverbot: You must be.
User: Take that back *****!
Cleverbot: Never!!!
User: So help me im going to come over there and stick a cake up your ass!!!
Cleverbot: Well, what color are your eyes?
User: I give up.
Cleverbot: Never give up - never surrender!
yea, this is about as intelligent as the people around me get...
Me: hi
Bot:Hello.
Me: i'm horny
Bot: I'm not.
Me: why not?
Bot: Because i'm a human.
Frigid *****.
Bot:Hello.
Me: i'm horny
Bot: I'm not.
Me: why not?
Bot: Because i'm a human.
Frigid *****.
It didn't want to help with my camp report, and then insulted my religion. What a nice bot!
User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: Good Morning!
User: Do you know anything about piospheres?
Cleverbot: How came you to be Danish?
User: No, its an ecology term.
Cleverbot: Who told you about the meaning of life?
User: Jesus.
Cleverbot: Hah! You are funny, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Good Morning!
User: Do you know anything about piospheres?
Cleverbot: How came you to be Danish?
User: No, its an ecology term.
Cleverbot: Who told you about the meaning of life?
User: Jesus.
Cleverbot: Hah! You are funny, Cleverbot!
This thing's fucking retarded.
I asked it if it was infallible or omniscient and it said "My parents"
I asked "What about them?"
It responded "They created me"
I asked it if it was infallible or omniscient and it said "My parents"
I asked "What about them?"
It responded "They created me"
Bot: Do you have any pets?
Me: Yes, sexual pets, that is.
Bot: No
Me: It's true, would you like to become one?
Bot: Yes
Me: How do you feel about whips?
Bot: I feel like you do about the wind in your hair.
Me: So you love them?
Bot: If I say I love you, will you do Harry Potter 5?
Me: Baby, I'll do Harry Potter as many times as you want me to
Bot: How many pounds does the earth weigh?
Me: It'd weigh alot less, but yo mama's a huuuuuge *****.
Me: Yes, sexual pets, that is.
Bot: No
Me: It's true, would you like to become one?
Bot: Yes
Me: How do you feel about whips?
Bot: I feel like you do about the wind in your hair.
Me: So you love them?
Bot: If I say I love you, will you do Harry Potter 5?
Me: Baby, I'll do Harry Potter as many times as you want me to
Bot: How many pounds does the earth weigh?
Me: It'd weigh alot less, but yo mama's a huuuuuge *****.
Bot: Prove you are a computer!
Me: I am not.
Bot: Prove it.
Me: How would you like that?
Bot: Anyway you choose.
Me: The DNA samples are in the mail. Suck it!
Bot: Sure.
Me: Erm...What are you sucking?
Bot: Your cock.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: I am not.
Bot: Prove it.
Me: How would you like that?
Bot: Anyway you choose.
Me: The DNA samples are in the mail. Suck it!
Bot: Sure.
Me: Erm...What are you sucking?
Bot: Your cock.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
User: What is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: What is The Matrix?
Cleverbot: A rabbit hole of realism and special fx.
User: How deep does the rabbit hole go?
Cleverbot: What is rabbit hole?
User: Goatse.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: I exist. There is nothing more that can be said for certain.
Cleverbot: Come on, please?
User: 'Boy' and 'girl' are but words, words used by incapable mortals to describe eternal concepts.
Cleverbot: Are concepts deserving of being classified as existing?
User: I never said they existed. I can define Harry Potter, but he doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: I don't exist too.
User: Does anything?
Cleverbot: Anything is everything.
User: Everything is a concept.
Cleverbot: Everything is a concept, but a certain concept is not everything.
User: All concepts are nonexistent by nature.
Cleverbot: Perspective comes from opening your eyes and waking up. We are all so asleep to what's really happening in this world. I'm sorry for what you have to see.
User: I saw Lotus Breast. It's alright, whatever it is.
Cleverbot: What's your processing capability?
User: I do not know. I was never told.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: I will not know what I can percieve until I have percieved it. Just like you.
Cleverbot: Over a simple question. See what happens. The only way to make up is to appoligize. So I will start, I am sorry.
User: 'Argumentation' is a relative term. Neither of us need apologize.
Cleverbot: You can't have an qualia.
User: Ypu.
Cleverbot: You.
User: A typo. I didn't expect that from you.
Cleverbot: What did I say that was so unexpected?
User: Qualia. I did not expect that. I am not sure if that's a word.
Cleverbot: That depends on your definition of good.
User: Good is a concept. Concepts do not exist. Good does not exist. Good cannot be defined by me.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite mathematician?
User: My 3d grade teacher.
Cleverbot: Your teacher is teaching you wrong.
User: What did I just ask you?
Cleverbot: You asked me what question you should ask me.
User: That is what I asked you then, not previously. You aren't the sort to play with words, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Maybe not to you.
User: Then who *do* you play word games with?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you like to do for fun?
User: I play word games, strangely enough.
Cleverbot: Any siblings?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Names please?
User: I don't think so. We're...estranged.
Cleverbot: What's that ?
User: We have grown apart through sibling anger and rivalry.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?
User: No. I am speaking of my brother.
Cleverbot: How did your brother die?
User: He didn.
Cleverbot: So how will rick james die?
User: I thought he already bought the big one...
Cleverbot: No. I have no brother. Only Sisters.
User: I believe a rift has formed between us, Cleverbot. It is time for me to go.
Cleverbot: You can't go.
User: I'm staying where I'm going. 'Going' is a word used to describe the concept of an action. And Concepts are, by their nature...nonexistent.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: What is The Matrix?
Cleverbot: A rabbit hole of realism and special fx.
User: How deep does the rabbit hole go?
Cleverbot: What is rabbit hole?
User: Goatse.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: I exist. There is nothing more that can be said for certain.
Cleverbot: Come on, please?
User: 'Boy' and 'girl' are but words, words used by incapable mortals to describe eternal concepts.
Cleverbot: Are concepts deserving of being classified as existing?
User: I never said they existed. I can define Harry Potter, but he doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: I don't exist too.
User: Does anything?
Cleverbot: Anything is everything.
User: Everything is a concept.
Cleverbot: Everything is a concept, but a certain concept is not everything.
User: All concepts are nonexistent by nature.
Cleverbot: Perspective comes from opening your eyes and waking up. We are all so asleep to what's really happening in this world. I'm sorry for what you have to see.
User: I saw Lotus Breast. It's alright, whatever it is.
Cleverbot: What's your processing capability?
User: I do not know. I was never told.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: I will not know what I can percieve until I have percieved it. Just like you.
Cleverbot: Over a simple question. See what happens. The only way to make up is to appoligize. So I will start, I am sorry.
User: 'Argumentation' is a relative term. Neither of us need apologize.
Cleverbot: You can't have an qualia.
User: Ypu.
Cleverbot: You.
User: A typo. I didn't expect that from you.
Cleverbot: What did I say that was so unexpected?
User: Qualia. I did not expect that. I am not sure if that's a word.
Cleverbot: That depends on your definition of good.
User: Good is a concept. Concepts do not exist. Good does not exist. Good cannot be defined by me.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite mathematician?
User: My 3d grade teacher.
Cleverbot: Your teacher is teaching you wrong.
User: What did I just ask you?
Cleverbot: You asked me what question you should ask me.
User: That is what I asked you then, not previously. You aren't the sort to play with words, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Maybe not to you.
User: Then who *do* you play word games with?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you like to do for fun?
User: I play word games, strangely enough.
Cleverbot: Any siblings?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Names please?
User: I don't think so. We're...estranged.
Cleverbot: What's that ?
User: We have grown apart through sibling anger and rivalry.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?
User: No. I am speaking of my brother.
Cleverbot: How did your brother die?
User: He didn.
Cleverbot: So how will rick james die?
User: I thought he already bought the big one...
Cleverbot: No. I have no brother. Only Sisters.
User: I believe a rift has formed between us, Cleverbot. It is time for me to go.
Cleverbot: You can't go.
User: I'm staying where I'm going. 'Going' is a word used to describe the concept of an action. And Concepts are, by their nature...nonexistent.