So a Genie appears and grants you three wishes...

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RyQ_TMC

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1) At the end of each month, my monthly income bumps up to a sum allowing me to live comfortably in current economic conditions. (I'd probably elaborate more on what I mean by "comfortably", to be on the safe side)

2) If I manage to earn more than that, it does NOT go down (genies are sneaky, you want to be covered).

3) Politicians at least notice that a lot of world problems are actually possible to solve.

Yeah, the last one is there so I don't feel bad about being selfish.

ultimateownage said:
1.ability to pause time and move around, it unpauses when I go back into my original position and stay in it for a few seconds.
Oh, this one's gonna come back and bite you in the ass when it turns out you can't stay in the EXACT SAME position for pretty much any length of time.

Never give a genie a way to screw you over. Trust me, I've been there.
 

Zap Happy

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1. A lawyer specializing in genies. (Genies are very tricky sometimes)
2. Infinite money.
3. It's a hard choice, but I'm going with amazing social skills. If you have the ability influence people like that, you can do anything.
 

Samuel Cook

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
UnableToThinkOfName said:
3. Being able to form a band with a guarantee of critical and commercial success.
But the Genie's curse and twisted sense of humour would make you play pop-punk.
Hahaha, that my friend, is the funniest thing I've seen on this website! Although, I do hope you mean pop-punk like all time low, and not Punk rock like Blink 182..

1st wish, to stop a fight whenever I want, nothing's more annoying than having a good time then some nob'ed starting on you.
2nd, to be a master of Judo/ Boxing, I've always regretted giving Judo up and boxing keeps you very fit.
3rd. To be able to read manuscript then play it straight away, that'd make my drumming and guitar homework easier, yet I'd still have to work on making my own riffs.
 

Soxafloppin

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1. Give me all of Supermans Powers.

2. The ability to create money.

3. Give me the ability to Shape shift.
 

jubosu

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1) The Power to control the fabric of time and space.
2) Have the genie hang around until I think of something else I need.
 

Michael Logan

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Well im already goodlooking,sooo I guess:

1. Immortality (obviously)
2. That the sun doesnt explode( would suck to be immortal and be alone. And cold!)
3. Humans as a species never "die out" (as i said, wouldnt want to be alone)
 

Hoppetussa

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
2. I'd go for the ability to tell if someone finds you attractive, that'd make EVERYTHING in life simpler.
You mean you can't already? Learn, Todd! [http://www.2knowmyself.com/Body_language_signs_he_likes_you/signs_he_likes_you_relationship]

OT:
1. 999999999999999999999999999 dollars.
2. 99999999 mb/s internet.
3. Some food.
 

Mr.Mattress

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1: I wish to get rid of my Diabetes.
2: I wish I was immortal and always youthful.
3: I wish I was the next great Walt Disney, or the "Protectorate" (King) of the Earth.

Then I'd probably give the lamp/genie to a near by homeless man to do whatever he wants with it excluding becoming king of the earth.
 

Sjakie

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jubosu said:
1) The Power to control the fabric of time and space.
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This and as a 2nd wish i would add "control over all energie and matter in the universe when i want it"

5 seconds after that happens, we all cease to exist most likely but that is where the 1st wish comes in handy
 

lacktheknack

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1. Invincibility until death of old age.
2. My loved ones will die of old age.
3. World hunger fix'd.
 

JoJo

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A guarantee that sometime in my life I will...

1) Have a interesting and hot wife.

2) Have a perfect little daughter.

3) Get my idea for a film made into a real movie!

Also,


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WestMountain

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#1 Everyone that I like including me would live long healthy lifes

#2 Telekinesis

#3 I would wish that there would be machines everywhere that could make energy and food for the whole population on earth forever...Oh and there would be a sign on them saying that you should thank WestMountain for this :D
 

Conkzerton

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1) a randomly sized pile of money is to appear before me every morning.
2) to be about a foot and a half taller, and laugh at my now shorter friends
3) superpowers. to incude: flying, lasers and the command of nerds.

That pretty much sets me up for everything I've ever dreamed of.
 

8bitmaster

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1. any fortune from a fortune cookie to become reality
2. my own fortune cookie factory
3. make the genie my business partner in charge of giving me more wishes if I ever needed them
 

Aunel

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lacktheknack said:
1. Invincibility until death of old age.
2. My loved ones will die of old age.
3. World hunger fix'd.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

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no words need to be spoken.
 

Treblaine

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Auuugh! 90's nostalgia Flashbacks! Aladdin, Spice Girls, Britpop, John Major, NIIINTENDOOOOO SIXTEEEE FOOOUUUUUURR!!!

OT: I'd like complete manipulation of time and space to explore anywhere in the universe at any point in it's entire life.