hahaha, as luck might have it, i have a knife in my vicinity. as in i stretch and there it is. it's from when i ate steak and forgot to bring it downstairs. however, if this zombie survives stabs to the head, then i'm fucked.
So a zombie bursts through the door...
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Looks like I'll be spraying it with a disinfectant bottle. So no I won't last long.Belgian_Waffles said:
FYI: I have a disinfectant bottle because there are kitties sleepzing in my room and so is there litter tray. I guess I could throw a cat at the zombies face and cheese it.
I have some Guitar Hero Drum sticks within reach... that's seriously the deadliest thing I could find.
Well on my computer desk is a wide range of heavy blunt objects such as my speakers subwoofer or even the computer itself, each of which could be very useful as a blunt force object to crush it's skull, so yeah I'd probably survive 1 zombie or even a few...
However, I'll not be retarded like most people who do this, and won't even bother speculating on my survival chances of an entire mass of zombies using only the equipment in my room.
However, I'll not be retarded like most people who do this, and won't even bother speculating on my survival chances of an entire mass of zombies using only the equipment in my room.
Surprisingly, an old printer I'd whack him over the head with. This thing's from the 90's or so and is in my room because of an excessively long story. It's got some girth to it and is essentially worthless, so once the zombie's been dispatched I can go back to whatever I was doing.
Barring that, I'm going to have to start rearranging my room every time I see a thread like this, the answer's always the same most of the time.
Barring that, I'm going to have to start rearranging my room every time I see a thread like this, the answer's always the same most of the time.
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I think the closest to me at such a moment would be a typewriter. Yes, you know, those things we used before the computers were invented and made those funny click noises when you pressed the buttons (unlike the bland, repetitive sound of keyboard buttons nowadays). I'd probably fling it at the zombie its head, miss, and get my head bashed into the wall repeatedly until I die.
Yeah, that'd sound like an reasonable scenario.
Yeah, that'd sound like an reasonable scenario.
I'm sitting on a chair, guess that could be used to keep him at bay. Or a Swiss Knife, but I bet it would still get me while using that, maybe my bureau lamp will do.
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Well, I do have my backpack and laptop with me.
I'd put the backpack on its head, blinding and disorienting it temporarily (as well as nullifying his ability to bite me) and grab the laptop to WHACK him.
... And that would grant me enough time to get something to finish the job. Wouldn't want to run outside in case this was not the only zombie.
Would be quite simple to think he's charging at me without a brain. Just to stand with the backpack open at head-length and it'll solve itself.
Other than that, couldn't you'd have made something more creative of a thread? Zombies are heavily overdone at this point. We all luv'm and that...
I'd put the backpack on its head, blinding and disorienting it temporarily (as well as nullifying his ability to bite me) and grab the laptop to WHACK him.
... And that would grant me enough time to get something to finish the job. Wouldn't want to run outside in case this was not the only zombie.
Would be quite simple to think he's charging at me without a brain. Just to stand with the backpack open at head-length and it'll solve itself.
Other than that, couldn't you'd have made something more creative of a thread? Zombies are heavily overdone at this point. We all luv'm and that...
Yea...Those are great Objects when it comes to speed... Your not wodanGrimTuesday said:
Il just Trow my PS3 Controle to Distract and just Climb out of the window like a lil shit xD
This is my Back Up plan when the PS3 thing doesnt work...
I'd probably just combo punch it to death, followed by sweet dropkick out the door. or just grab it by it's shirt and throw it out that way
Well I'd most likely try chucking something at it while making a break for my katana. It's not sharpened but a nice blunt edge and a nasty point would help. But I would most likely get eaten.
However If I had like a second I'd grab my hamper and pop it on the bastard's head ... then make a break for the sword.
However If I had like a second I'd grab my hamper and pop it on the bastard's head ... then make a break for the sword.
