So... Gypsies are in the field behind my house.

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

make them watch borat

 

[Colour Scientist]

Collect their tears quickly, before they disappear again!

 

[S.R.S.]

Seems like you should watch out for there incredible dancing bear! I hear it eats paranoid residents in the general vicinity.

 

[HotFezz8]

lock your doors, update your insurance policy, call the police whenever they come near you.

 

[frago roc]

You must get rid of them for the greater good!

Also, get rid of the hoodies and living statue.

And crusty jugglers.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I once had a gypsy infestation. They took up the whole second floor of my mansion. I was unsure what to do with them, but then I played a game of bridge with their leader. It was quite invigorating, and we parted on the best of terms.

They were friendly gypsies however. You, Mr. OP, must check to see if your local gypsies are deadly. If they have a black and red spider pattern on their backs, then you know they are poisonous, and should deal with them... accordingly.

 

[no oneder]

Bloody pikeys...

I don't know what to tell ya. Challenge them to a boxing match?

 

[Tharwen]

Where do you live? I just lost mine.

(They took over a field half a mile from my house a few months ago and only just left)

 

[darthzew]

Rent some speakers. Big ones. Then start blasting heavy metal. Do you have any friends who know how to play metal? Get them to have a concert for the gypsies... whether they want it or not.

The metal militia will prevail.

 

[Rhymenoceros]

Didn't Madonna try and defend the Romani people - not Pikeys?

Come up with a final solution for the gypsies.
Nothing in history has even gone wrong with that right?

I dunno. I thought the Holocaust was pretty wrong. What about you?

OT: Safety precautions listed... but other than that, you should just be humane. I can't comment a whole lot on this, having 'zip' experience with Pikeys. Damn US ignorance! (Though I can say if I thought that the word ****** was something of a controversy here in the US, I can imagine the word Gypsy being much more of one there.

I'd change that post before the Mods do you for Low Content

 

[Sygmist]

Bloody pikeys...

I don't know what to tell ya. Challenge them to a boxing match?

I went to the good ol' Wiki-book to look up more on this. Coincidentally...

# John O'Donnell, a boxer.
# Tyson Fury, a boxer.
# Bartley Gorman was the "king" of the Gypsies and undefeated bareknuckle boxing champion until his death in 2002.
# Francie Barrett has been a professional boxer since August 2000, and now fights at light welterweight, out of Wembley, London.

Pavee boxers. I don't suggest it.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Walk up to them and say
"Do not try to shrink me, gypsy. All I need is your tears"
cookie for getting the reference.
On the serious note, if they try to bother you, just be nice and they won't bother you as much.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Hope they don't curse you with a soul. If you have a soul just do what I do and carry a longsword with you at all times.

 

[zHellas]

If someone like this lives behind your house, you better have gun reloaded no matter if they are black or white.

Spoiler

So... If Jessi Slaughter's Dad moves behind my house for some reason, I should shoot him?

OT: I say call the police, but stock up on guns/weapons/landmines as well just in case.

 

[Cody211282]

buy a gun and make sure they see you with it, that should keep them away.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Why all the hate on Gypsies? All the Gypsies I've met are nice, go talk to them their people like you and me, and beside they say helping a Gypsie is good luck.

 

[MgsTheFury]

don't make them mad, they might put a cruse on you

 

[Sronpop]

Throw a petrol bomb at them, fire some warning shots, then harvest their tears. If they haven't left by then you must allow them to leave until the police arrive.