So Neptune is sitting on your couch...

[CorvusFerreum]

*digs out 2 chocolate bars*
"Mars?"
*plops on couch*

 

[SixWingedAsura]

"If I worship you, can I have neat powers? Or some awesome artifacts?"

Captcha: Doweak [4]

 

[Thaluikhain]

You know I hadn't thought about it when I posted, but since Neptune is credited with the creation of horses, he's technically the God of bronies as well. I guess I owe him a sacrifice or something.

...

Well, I guess, kinda. Not sure if that is going to get you much more respect, unless you can back it up with hordes of horrible sea monsters.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Tell him to get his feet off of the coffee table, I don't care if you're a homeless man or the most powerful god in Greek mythology you DO NOT put your feet on my coffee table. Then I'd ask him if he'd like something to drink, however he will need a coaster because everyone needs a coaster for my coffee table. D:<

 

[Richardplex]

"Neptune, Neptune Neptune Neptune. Look, the toga was cool and all back then, but this is the early 21st century, you've got to continue looking like you live in the age you're at." And after an hour I'd kill myself because I had made Neptune look like a normal person.

 

[rancher of monsters]

You'd be fucked. Any time a Graeco-Roman gods turns up, you get fucked, literally or metaphorically. The only exception seems to be when you are already fucked, and they wade in.

...

On the other hand, polytheisms tend not to fight over religion, so it might be a good thing in that regard.

I wish they had just the quote I was looking for. Start watching at 1:25 for it.

 

[idodo35]

id ask to touch his bierd and trident... maybie even to cause a small tsunamy in my fish bowl if he is cool with that...

 

[Ham_authority95]

"Whats up? You want a drink or something?"

or "Why are you on my couch?"

 

[rayen020]

ummm... probably fall on my knees in praise. He's one of those gods that would smite you quick if didn't do things right. After the groveling i'd ask why we was in my house and if i could do anything for him.

 

[an_luas]

Grab 2 beers from the fridge and ask him if he's ever heard of a game called God of War?

 

[AngryMongoose]

I knew my dishwasher was leaking but COMON!

 

[Dogstile]

Honestly, i'd ask who he is, then probably ask him if he wanted a cup of tea.

 

[Arina Love]

only Neptune i will ever acknowledge and if she on my couch i will say : "can i play on you?"

 

[crudus]

My first response would be to call the police. My natural skepticism would prevent me from believing it is Neptune.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

With a lot of religious questions starting minor flame wars on the Escapist I thought I'd make a more light hearted religion-ish thread. So suppose one day you come home from school/work/whatever to find Neptune, Poseidon, God of the seas, earthquakes, and horses, sitting on your couch. I don't mean a guy that kinda looks like Neptune. I mean toga wearing, sandals on your table, trident leaning against the couch, beard of ocean water, Neptune just flicking through the channels. How would you respond?

Been reading the percy jackson books?

Anyways, i'd ask why he's there, if he wanted anything, and if we could play a game of Halo.

 

[rancher of monsters]

With a lot of religious questions starting minor flame wars on the Escapist I thought I'd make a more light hearted religion-ish thread. So suppose one day you come home from school/work/whatever to find Neptune, Poseidon, God of the seas, earthquakes, and horses, sitting on your couch. I don't mean a guy that kinda looks like Neptune. I mean toga wearing, sandals on your table, trident leaning against the couch, beard of ocean water, Neptune just flicking through the channels. How would you respond?

Been reading the percy jackson books?

Anyways, i'd ask why he's there, if he wanted anything, and if we could play a game of Halo.

The next book comes out in October and I fully intend to step over and/or on every child in my way to get a copy as soon as possible

 

[bakan]

only Neptune i will ever acknowledge and if she on my couch i will say : "can i play on you?"

Damn it, I wanted to post this as I recently finished Hyperdimension Neptunia along with Trinity Universe.

But if the old man Neptune would be on my couch I would say "get off it, no saltwater on my couch!"