So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?

[rayen020]

I would institue the Gray Zone government.

It would be a Dictatorship with Democracy thrown in. Anyone could institue a vote(for say lower taxes or legalization of drugs) and the vote will be done by everyone under my rule. The final say will always be by me though. Also, we are using Paris' form of healthcare.

Also;
-Education Institutions will require a entrance level exam and then sort grades by skill and intelligence rather than age
-Completely intolerant of harassment. 24/7 harassment line that will instantly expel and 'bullies or harassers'
-You are allowed to murder if you filled out the correct paperwork stating who and why(theoretically this will reduce some crimes because they will be killed in revenge)
-Any criminals will be judged by a handpicked jury and I will have the final say in it. The punishment will either be a life sentence in jail or death.
-Religion is abolished and any worshipers will be put in rehabilitation camps(like gay camps)

But wouldn't people just be filling out forms like crazy and chaos would ensue?

nothing like organized anarchy

 

[thethain]

OP: Just want to say, I don't think its a very good idea to just straight banish things like Justin Bieber when they have such fanatical and overzealous following... How embarrassed will you be when the revolution that topples your awesome government is the Twilight Bieber Coalition?

This is true, same goes for ever just banishing religions or such. 100 times better to discredit them in some way. Find *proof* that bieber has someone else singing for him. Have twilight plot go in a direction even its fan's can't approve.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Begin slavery, give my most loyal generals one continent each to govern, set up global secret police, destroy random villages to maintain reputation of barbaric cruelty...

Now on to the next solar system!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Earth? Check.

...Onwards! To Mars!

basically this; I would make all of my new HUMAN SLAVES build a city-sized space-station and a number of ships to go with it. I would have them fit that bad boy with all the resources needed to get me to other worlds. My empire will spread beyond the stars.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I've taken over the world? Ah man, now all the funs done...

OT: Well I'm not going to take over the world for myself - at least that's not what everyone else will think. My figurehead (who's been the posterboy for "his" cause since the beginning) will be the leader, but I'll remain behind the scences doing most of the work. He can live his life of luxury and make important decision, but I'll be at his ear the whole time influencing him to follow my view of the world.

As for actual changes to the world? The third-world areas will be funded heavily to help progress to a more useful level of technology. Culture will be left relatively intact, but I'll have agents throughout society to help move it into the right direction (intolerance will be ground out, reason will be championed, and acceptance will be spread). The government will have a large hand in the economy to make sure it's healthy and a metrocratic system of advancement will be strictly enforced.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

You mean besides sitting around doing nothing while everyone else has to work for the benefit of the common good?

I'm taking this badass army on the road.

TO SPACE!!

 

[Not George Carlin]

I'm going to disneyland!

I'd just have my army bring Disney Land to me.

 

[Saviordd1]

-Snip-

Allow me to clarify, I mean equal rights as in no second class citizens, like gays, other races, other religions etc couldn't be singled out or discriminated agains't as for freedom of speech and press and basic freedoms would stay or go depending on the situation

Day 1-7; Convene a meeting of all my top officials. Remap world for maximum efficiency, each area should be self sustaining at least and be able to produce exports for other parts of the world at best. establish plans for world transport systems. world language nominations. Martial law put into place.

Day 8; public address to the people of the world. A language for all humans will be chosen and be taught in addition to native languages. Plans formed the week before will be announced.

Day 9; provincial election campaigns will begin. State sponsored TV, Radio and Internet stations established and brought online.

Day 40; elections. provincial rulers will be chosen democratically. World wide vote for nominated languages. Martial Law removed except in trouble spots.

Day 50; elections end.

Day 60; Elected leaders gather in Sri Lanka (my capital BTW) and we draw up constitution of the people. work on world highways, other transport systems and world energy grid begins.

From there i have several pet projects that would be implemented including advance astronomical stations. moonbase and space station/colony and eventually space going military fleet. Also reconstruction of Africa, Middle east project "settle the fuck down", and also making a nature friendly human race. most of Brazil and large swathes of africa will be given over to nature preserves. Solar panels installed on roofs and in good areas. hydroelectric and thermal energy hotspots located and exploited.

Basic laws;
- Rape and Murder will punishable by death.
- Freedom of religion
- provicial Elections Will be held every 5 years
- five child limit except in case of multiple births
- universal healthcare payed by taxes
- taxes levied based on provincial output
- trial by jury 5 peers with judge, three stages of appeals court including the world supreme tribunal. (supreme court)
- penal servitude and public service plus psychiatric regimens for other criminals including Thefts, drug dealing, smuggling, assault, adultery, and failure to pay taxes.

I like this system, pretty equal and free.

Simple isn't it? I invade reality and tell it that it's laws belong to me.

For teh lulz?

We got a whole damn universe to conquer, can't stop at Earth.

You mean besides sitting around doing nothing while everyone else has to work for the benefit of the common good?

I'm taking this badass army on the road.

TO SPACE!!

Haha this is a pretty common idea in this subject, cant say i disagree ;P

 

[BeepBoopBrother]

The government would be something like a democracy, but I'd have the final say in everything.
I only have 3 objectives.

1. Solve all of mankind's trivial problems like world hunger such.
2. A very large portion of the world's budget would be put toward space exploration and expansion. Eventually build bases and cities on every planet and moon (and possibly beyond).
3. Build an army of space-faring mechs and begin an Earth Defense Force.

 

[The Night Shade]

*Eats Sandwich*

 

[sora91111]

Build a maze and have a popular super hero solve it, then turn it into a crappy video game. Oh wait.

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

Step 1: Gather 100 hot women
Step 2: Massive orgy
Step 3: Die happy
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit!!!

Well, I think I'm set

 

[Spaceodin]

I would attack the moon! For too long has the moon stared at me up in the sky, laughing at me. Now who's laughing moon? I am! I am!

 

[Saviordd1]

-snip-

Sounds pretty fun, not sure what your defending from though

*Eats Sandwich*

A very basic goal...ill take it

I would attack the moon! For too long has the moon stared at me up in the sky, laughing at me. Now who's laughing moon? I am! I am!

Teh moon will eat you xD

 

[strangemoose]

1) make zombies
2) find cure for zombies
3) build 1mile by 2mile city/country course
4) relese zombies inside course
5) arm my self with a light saber and portal gun
6) ????
7) profit!

 

[CNKFan]

Duh free the universe of the xenos and the chaos gods.

 

[BeepBoopBrother]

-snip-

Sounds pretty fun, not sure what your defending from though

Well, I may have taken over Earth but that doesn't mean there are other alien civilizations just waiting to get there slimy tentacles all over my kingdom of planets.

And if there aren't aliens, better safe than sorry. I don't think anyone would object.
Mechs are awesome and everyone knows it.

 

[sycoesis]

devote the entiredy of the worlds population to fixing the shit our race fucked up then cure disease and perfect space travel

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I dunno.


Probably break all of the world into little factions, give them limited resources and watch them go at it.