so... you've started an evil empire?

[Koski]

Won the lottery and I have insane funding?

No way in hell would I start my own evil empire.

I would build my own island that was not marked on any maps or shown on any satellites.

I would start my own self-sustaining society on said isolated, protected island, so that I have a completely safe retreat whenever the zombie apocalypse happens.

Then what happens on that island is a good question.

But definitely not an evil empire. :V

 

[GeorgW]

I'd build an underwater city and simply hang out there with my friends until you dumb-asses destroy your world Then it's mine for the taking!! Muahaha! Of course, it would be quite boring, so I'd have to build myself a bunch of robots to entertain me.

 

[Infernai]

Ah! Now you see i have a very elaborate and great plan which involves..*blinks* Wait, I'm not telling any of YOU my plans, you might steal them! D<

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

I'd build a city in the clouds and amass an entire armada of Airships to take over the world..my motive would be revenge on every dick wad I've ever my life..

"Hey kevin, you may have laughed at my 6th birthday when the cake spilled on me..well who's laughing now!?" *zap*

Also theme would be the skies..and deep sea.

 

[CosmicZombie]

First, move to a small unstable country and garner support from the local populous and make them storm the capital and put me on the throne. Second, spread dysfunction and chaos in the surrounding countries with talk of war a betrayal between them until they fight each other. After they have destroyed each others economy give them the honour of joining your country.
Third, Use the money to make your now super-sized country an economic super machine and slowly buy up the shares of all foreign countries largest companies and hold them ransom. Finally use the destruction of there economies by way of closing all the biggest companies as a bargaining chip to make them all your willing colonies.

You win!

 

[Geekosaurus]

I'd chase down Rebel scum.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Worm my way into global politics and systematically take over the world. Then, have all competition executed and instate a police state until everybody's forgotten about all other forms of government. This may take a while, so I will develop suspended animation technology. Have everyone who does not agree with me shot. Build statues to my glory. Find alien species, annihilate them and steal their stuff, but burn all of their ideologically sensitive items to avoid anyone being influenced towards different political alternatives. Rinse and repeat until science has developed immortality. Become immortal, and then have everyone who worked on it shot and destroy all of the immortality equipment extraneous to my own needs.

EDIT: And if it wasn't clear, I'm going to have lots and lots of people shot. Even if it's only for my own amusement.

 

[ArcWinter]

Oh, pretty simple. I'd have an orqanization of hiqhly-reqarded doctors (doctors are the theme), and we'd be based in a clinic on the outskirts of some major city, but have a massive underqround complex beneath. We'd drive every person insane, so I'd first make fresh, clean water and food available to every person on earth. Then, throuqhout a period of a year, I'd start puttinq hallucinoqens in exactly half of the earth's water & food supply. The "crazy" half would be contained by the "sane" half, until I broke out the insane ones (without anyone knowinq, of course). There would be a huqe uproar, and at that point I'd start puttinq hallucinoqens in the "sane" people's food & drink, and then release a statement sayinq the insanity wasn't just a mental disorder, it was a transmittable disease. When the fear sets in, the last "sane" will start qoinq insane and killinq the "crazy" people. Then, I release the airborne hallucinoqens. As soon as the last "sane" person succumbed, I'd start a society of the the crazy people that tauqht that beinq insane was qood, natural, and necessary, and that only the placebos that I distributed every day would keep one insane. Thus I would establish dominion over the entire (in)sane world. The motive would be to end hypocrisy.

actually that would effectively solve world hunqer and thirst as well as discrimination and prejudice and start world peace and wed probably have some really qood artists and philosophers so how bout it anyone willinq to qive me some money

 

[tjcross]

i would just build an army and kill anything that annoys me (internet trolls will fear me)

 

[The Rockerfly]

I would separate soldiers into groups of ten. I would then make them all compete in non lethal combat, the winner would become the leader of the group.
Each member of the group would also have to complete a psych analysis exercise and the one with the best management skills would become the squad captain. From that each group would have a hierarchy of:
Officer
Leader
Solider

However the captain and leader can be the same person if empire falls into financial difficulties. The leader would have to give moral support and try and keep the group together socially while the captain would make sure everyone's equipment is working, people are working equally, members get replaced or changed when appropriate

7 members of the group would get a standard issue assault rifle (SIG 516 tactical rifle with Acog scope). Each member would also receive 2 grenades and either 2 flash bang grenades or 2 smoke grenades depending on the mission operative, a knife and a Smith & Wesson SD9 SD40 side arm. There would also be one member with each either a sniper or a shotgun also depending on the mission.

The 8th member would be an explosives expert. With C4 and breach charge for urban combat and anti tank weapons, mines and aerial support for open combat

The final member would be a medic with basic medic kit, basic field surgery equipment. He would also have standard issue equipment but no grenades to save weight

All members would receive a radio to contact other members, other squads on the same mission and their Intel. They would also receive liquid body armour so equipment could be more durable and while the army size would be small from the expense they would be very competent. Ranks would be obtained through increased efficiency and how many battles the solider has been in

5 groups would have one manager (or a Major). 3 of them to one Colonel and these all report to Brigadier general who report to the main general.

As for my battle plans, I intend to glass the entire middle east. Yes there are good people but there is a lot of; hate, jealousy, stupidity and greed. Wiped out, all of it. I will then march through the rest of the middle east and take the land as our own using my forces to wipe out survivors. Once we have that I threaten major political leaders in large countries and get them to lower the countries moral. Through that I will infiltrate the country with my army and convince people through lack of faith and fear of my army. Slowly gaining forces until I control Europe

However I will not make the mistake or invading Russia like Hitler did. I will then meet in secret with the American government and with my newly obtained nukes, see if I can make a deal to take out Russia, launch nukes to eastern Russia. The fallout should wipe out all of Russia

So yeah let me know what you think

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Step 1: Build a secret Arctic Base on the South Pole.
Step 2: Hire a charming Yes-Man to pretend to be the leader and agree with everything the public says.
Step 3: Start a campaign to annihilate everyone who's athletic and NOT working for me. (Every hero in every video game is crazy athletic for some reason.)
Step 4: Put up a Front that makes us seem all goody two-shoes. (Tell them we're a pharmaceutical company.)
Step 5: Sit back and enjoy the security and benefits.

 

[That's Funny]

Firstly when my Reich comes into power I will set out guidelines, first anyone who uses 'Party!' as a verb will punched in the face, as well as anyone who farts for comical effect, anyone who thinks comic sans is a good font and capricorns, actually I don't why Capricorns but someone needs a punch. Cookie for reference.

Then I shall transform the human race into a smart thinking race, why because.... it's evilmuhahahahahah! (evil Laugh)

 

[spidermounky]

build space ships and terforming devises then leave the eath and star a galect empire and counger the unirers and then. i dont know how abot liget a hole would on fire for the hell of it or find a way to change the colers of stars and stuff.

 

[prump1]

1. Acquire MIT major in electronics and physics.
2. Build Time Machine, go into the future, and invest heavily in promising stocks when I return.
3. Attend Mechanic's school.
4. Build suit of indesructable laser-shooting rocket-propelled power armor coded to incinerate anyone who attempts to use it that doesn't match my genes, and additionally program the suit's AI to respond only to my direct commands.
5. Acquire army of trained hit men with superstrength, inhuman reflexes, and preternatural abilities to wield firearms. Additionally, give them all an implant that will make thair brains explode at my command.
6. Set about enacting the complete and total desctruction of The Fraternity. Then, move onto the Templars, the Illuminati, the MJ-12, and anybody else who I deem remotely threatening.
7. Discreetly develop a way to instantly neutralize America's Nuclear Arsenal from a distance of up to 900,000 miles.
8. Annex Hawaii and establish it as an independent benevolent dictatorship. Construct a missile defense grid as soon as possible, and put the nation on a self-contained currency.
9. Become so stubborn that it's a superpower, like waht the God-emperor ha going for him.
10. ...Well, I've got my own nation, a suit of power armor, the ability to rewrite reality on a whim, and a slavishly devoted army of supermen...I guess I'll just see what happens after that.



very illabourite

Why? Well, why not? It might entertain me for a few years, right?

 

[Sleepingzombie]

I would create a army, who´s purpose were to exterminate all of the magical populace and a certian lightening-scared adult. When my armies descend like fury unleashed there shall be hEard chants from "iris dirae" and music akin to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GQotyRIsnA&feature=related.

My motive is to put a stop to this magical abuse that pristine humankind have had to endure from the filthy and unnatural. My first target shall be the root of evil; HOGWARTZ!

Vengance for all the innocent "muggles" who have been killed,mind wiped and forced to submit.

THIS SHALL STAND NO LONGER,THIS IS THE DAY OF WRATH THE DAY OF MOURNING!

 

[MysteriousStranger10]

I would crush all world under my domineering boot because really, I just want to be loved by someone who isn't turned off by hideous physical aging and deformities. Or milky eyes. Or yellow ones.

 

[EvilMaggot]

use a mass mind control device and control all the animals of the world.. get them mech'ed up and be my army of death

 

[Cheesepower5]

Rather than wasting time and manpower sending soldiers off to war, I'd invest in defenses and science. I'd have tons of turrets and such to fend off invasions and use my vast supply of nuclear and non-nuclear missiles to threaten unwilling countries into accepting my government and share my technology and resources with countries who will submit. I'd mostly tread along the grey lines, so 'evil empire' would be inaccurate. The only trained soldiers would act more as a police force to keep the law and peace.

My motive? Achieve a more peaceful earth under one rule where quality of life and progress take precedence over power struggles and political games.

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

With my army of flying-squirrels-of-doom, I will conquer the world, because the world is evil and the producer of this post cannot find ideas for a better background story...