Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[Psycho Cat Industries]

That is brilliant!SUN TAN HERE I COME!

 

[Jodah]

Yet another reason for me to hate humanity. As if I needed more.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

She can't own the Sun. The Sun belongs to only those who can incite the ancient scripture and call forth, Ra no Yokushinryu.


I would just like to claim ownership of this reality.

So anyone in this reality owes me a Reality Tax.

I claim ownership of the entire multi-verse, so I now own your ass. Pay up. That goes for all of you.

 

[Moromillas]

Ridiculous. That would like saying the earth is the property of humans. >_>

 

[Snotnarok]

Get yourself a tasty cookie if you know who Blasto is.

I'll take my cookie.

Also:

Call me crazy when I think they meant people can't own it when they said country since she kind of LIVES in a country. Perhaps they should extend this to no people before Blasto claims something.

She's a citizen,a nd there for not a government or group. Since she's a citizen, she's exempt from the rules.

You live in the country though, you pay taxes to the country. Well even if I'm wrong I stand by it because it makes more sense than someone owning a star.

Also it's just dumb.

 

[emeraldrafael]

She can't own the Sun. The Sun belongs to only those who can incite the ancient scripture and call forth, Ra no Yokushinryu.


I would just like to claim ownership of this reality.

So anyone in this reality owes me a Reality Tax.

I claim ownership of the entire multi-verse, so I now own your ass. Pay up. That goes for all of you.

I'll pay you in space dollars. Just let me get my giant piles of it.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Also it's just dumb.

No doubt about it.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I face-palmed so hard I think I gave myself a concussion.

Then again, she had to of told someone what her plan was and/or
talked to an attorney to see if it was at all feasible.

I just want to know, who said, "Yeah, that's the best idea I've ever heard.
I see no draw-backs. You genius! Lets do it right now!"?

Someone must have epic-trolled her into thinking this was the best idea evar.

 

[MikhailGH]

Whats next, someone is going to claim that he owns the air and is going to introduce an "Air Tax"?..

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

This is amazing lol.

I wanna own Pluto xDDD

 

[Snotnarok]

Also it's just dumb.

No doubt about it.

Actually no, let her own the bloody thing, she'll be sued so hard in no time. For things, like her object emitting radiation causing cancer and also large solar flares that can damage electronic products. Keeping humanity imprisoned with dangerous radiation outside our atmosphere, for gravity sling shot-ing asteroids at Earth. Let see any tax keep up with people suing daily :U

Yeah that was a stupid rant but I thought it was amusing.

 

[ryai458]

I hope she gets a sun burn.

 

[llamaquest101]

fine but she has to do the maintanance.

 

[teebeeohh]

i hope she starts suing people, the comedy would be truly great

 

[Corialos]

...You know, as stupid as she is to try and instate the inane fee for Sol's use, one should really consider the general implications of these ownership laws regarding stars and planets. We hand out these claims like candy, expecting nothing to come of it. But consider this; assuming anyone actually has the foresight to keep documentation of these ownership claims, then by the time we evolve into a space-faring race travelling throughout the stars, the descendants of these owners could be really well-off financially.

Hang on, I think I have a few hundred stars and planets to register under my name.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

you know just to humor this woman I'd contemplate paying her tax.......with used toilet paper X3

 

[Mullahgrrl]

She wants every single being on Earth to pay her for using the sun?

Not on us who doesn't use it.

Anybody else get Barksian vibes from this?