SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE
- Thread starter teh_Canape
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Grabs drinking glass and paper hat!
Time to take you outside!
Time to take you outside!
Not really much of a one liner, but I guess when all else fails words will definitely kill them.Souplex said:
I'd probably grab myself a mech suit, stand on top of a building above an unsuspecting spider, and say: I hope your spider-sense is tingling, because you're about to get f@#$ed up."
"I JUST SAVED A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GEICO"
using any weapon with those geico eyes on it
after killing a spider
"If I had a penny for every giant spider I've killed today...
I would have a bout 3 cents"
if i was about use a door as a weapon
"knock knock"
"who's there" (me attempting to use a different voice while pretending its the spiders answering)
"HOLY CRAP TALKING SPIDERS"
or
"I don't remember where I was going with this joke but you were just killed by a door"
using any weapon with those geico eyes on it
after killing a spider
"If I had a penny for every giant spider I've killed today...
I would have a bout 3 cents"
if i was about use a door as a weapon
"knock knock"
"who's there" (me attempting to use a different voice while pretending its the spiders answering)
"HOLY CRAP TALKING SPIDERS"
or
"I don't remember where I was going with this joke but you were just killed by a door"
Way to ruin it with good science haha, let's just say we're in an alternate dimension, where, I don't know, exoskeleton laws don't apply and radiation makes things big like everyone thought in the '50s.Souplex said:
I grab a copy of John Rawls' Political Liberalism I have on my desk, I read it to the spiders and they die of boredom.
Wait...is it this giant Spider by any chance?
Cause then we're all screwed.
Nuke the city. I don't give a fuck if I am in it, those fucking spiders are GOING THE FUCK DOWN, one way or the other.
One liner: "Fuck you. Eight legged. Eight eyed. Fucking. Freaks."
One liner: "Fuck you. Eight legged. Eight eyed. Fucking. Freaks."
teh_Canape said:
Weapon:
Makeshift flamethrower (aka: the "Bug-Burner 3000").
[http://img32.imageshack.us/i/mortein.jpg/]
+
[http://img53.imageshack.us/i/p8300665jp.jpg/]
Makeshift flamethrower (aka: the "Bug-Burner 3000").
+
One-Liner:
*Puts cigarette in mouth. Takes out Bug-Burner 3000.*
"Here's the burn notice..."
*Lights up cigarette.*
"...and here's the burn."
*Lights up spider.*
*Puts cigarette in mouth. Takes out Bug-Burner 3000.*
"Here's the burn notice..."
*Lights up cigarette.*
"...and here's the burn."
*Lights up spider.*
tell that to the freaking huge spiders i get every year between august and october...Souplex said:
been using a bat to kill them T_T
I'd Start breathing fireball jutsus at them all while Yelling,
"I saw Arachnophbia!! HYAAAAAAAA"
"I saw Arachnophbia!! HYAAAAAAAA"
I would command my evil army of nazi zombies to fight 'em back!
Oh and to my very personal defense:
Oh and to my very personal defense:
and what would your line be, "that is something you dont see everyday"?Quantum Roberts said:PROTON PACK!
Might as well bust them with some style.
lol lameness ftw
No. It would be more like "Im sorry. But im terrified beyond all rational thought"teh_Canape said:and what would your line be, "that is something you dont see everyday"?Quantum Roberts said:PROTON PACK!
Might as well bust them with some style.
lol lameness ftw