Apparently flattery will you every where.wolf thing said:
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Both your parents must be retarded because you sure are special!
Spill your best pick-up lines!
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Both your parents must be retarded because you sure are special!
Baby, your daddy must have been a thief because he stole my magic box
and I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW!
Is your hat lined with tin foil? Because my mind control beams just
don't seem to be working on you.
I was sitting there holding my chainsaw and I realized that I'd rather
be holding you.
and I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW!
Is your hat lined with tin foil? Because my mind control beams just
don't seem to be working on you.
I was sitting there holding my chainsaw and I realized that I'd rather
be holding you.
And if there is a girl with brown eyes next to her you can sayenzilewulf said:
"Your eyes look like like my toilet water though"
Just to see if you would get slapped
I don't use them, but I like them a lot. Here's some for you:
Simple but effective: "When you smiled, you rocked my world."
Not to be used on blondes: "What is your opinion on the effects of golbal warming on cute fuzzy sealcubs?"
Might add more when I feel like it.
Simple but effective: "When you smiled, you rocked my world."
Not to be used on blondes: "What is your opinion on the effects of golbal warming on cute fuzzy sealcubs?"
Might add more when I feel like it.
As soon as I saw this threads title I knew this was going to come up.Milo Windby said:
I never use chat up lines although my favourite is: "Are you a parking ticket cos you've got fine written all over you."
However guys I know are more likely to use the line: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Forward but you get what they're after.
u write a note that has the following
1) enough info on where u are at the bar so that she can make eye contact with you
2) the rest of the note goes like this
you got 5 choices
a) give me your number
b) give me your number
c) give me your number
d) give me your number
e) let me buy you a drink , and then give me your number
u give this to a waiterss to pass it to the girls ur hiting on, and start praying.
dosent always work, but always get a lough out of it
1) enough info on where u are at the bar so that she can make eye contact with you
2) the rest of the note goes like this
you got 5 choices
a) give me your number
b) give me your number
c) give me your number
d) give me your number
e) let me buy you a drink , and then give me your number
u give this to a waiterss to pass it to the girls ur hiting on, and start praying.
dosent always work, but always get a lough out of it
"I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, care to be one of my disciples?
You'd look good with a shaved head."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Why? Are you trying to steal my soul?"
You'd look good with a shaved head."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Why? Are you trying to steal my soul?"
I like that, if someone said that to me in a bar or where ever I'd certainly laugh and yeah, the ice would be broken.rokkolpo said:
Being a female there's very few standard pick-up lines to use and I actually don't have a collection of my own however if the first thing a bloke said to me is a cheesy pick-up line I'd think very seriously about discontinuing the conversation as soon as possible if they didn't follow it up with something less slimey and a bit more general-conversation-type.
i.e. If a bloke said this to me: "Hay let's re-arange the alphabet and put U and I together", I'd hope that he's follow it up with how he's an English Student currently looking into the history of the Roman Alphabet and so would give the implication of being charming and witty.
As you can tell I obvously expect too much from a chance encounter because I haven't had a boy friend ever. *cringes with shame*.
One of the most cheesy one that even a mousetrap will happily decline: "Do you come here often?" Or: "You like it here?" Only used these in places where I really DO come often. Sh!tty places where people come often are not my cup of thea.
Also a cheesy one I really hate is: "Don't I know you from somewhere?" Sometimes I'm such an evil bastard that I hear them out about that crap with: "Oh, DO tell me where you know me from, cause I sure as hell can't remember you."
*Edit: I still want to try the one from the retarded animal babies: "F*ck my opening lines!"
Also a cheesy one I really hate is: "Don't I know you from somewhere?" Sometimes I'm such an evil bastard that I hear them out about that crap with: "Oh, DO tell me where you know me from, cause I sure as hell can't remember you."
*Edit: I still want to try the one from the retarded animal babies: "F*ck my opening lines!"
"Hey, sorry, I saw you looking at me and I don't have long. I need to go soon. Can I have your number?"
If you do actually have to go, great, still got a number. If not, and they see you later, just say you lied because you were nervous. They'll understand.
If you do actually have to go, great, still got a number. If not, and they see you later, just say you lied because you were nervous. They'll understand.