Now, unlike many people I don't make troll subject lines and then use them to grab attention for something less important. Before I begin my rant, let me just say that this is my opinion and I am entitled to it as you are entitled to yours. Here we go:
(and yes, tread lightly, for here there be SPOILERS)
I'll start by listing my qualms with the characters, probably in a bullet point list so I can pick them out individually.
First, as a whole. There is little to no character development in Mass Effect 2. Blasphemy? Not so much. Let's just step back and think of how much your character, the protagonist, changes.
Shepard starts out the game out dying and then proceeds to crack jokes about it when he is revived. So has the whole experience of... well, dying made Shepard a jokester, maybe a little nihilistic? Nah, he still says SERIOUS THINGS like "I'm offering you to be my friend. You don't want to be my enemy". His personality, even when the player isn't in control, is so damnably inconsistent that he ceases to be a real character. For instance, on Purgatory he lets all of the prisoners out to get Jack. He then watches them rampage through the ship and kill all of the guards. Then, when confronting Kuril, he blasts him for trying to deal with them.
Now for individual squadmates. Each of them seems to follow a very specific characterization. Queen *****? You got it. Femme fatale? Yeah, she's there. Silent assassin with a deeper emotional side? We've got three.
Jack: The Queen ***** I was talking about. Not only is she very inconsistent as a character (Cerberus wrecked my childhood! I can't go with you-- Ooh, pretty files!), her writing is just bad See below:
First, there's the mindless blabbering around 0:16. She's the most powerful biotic known to the galaxy, couldn't she just wreck the ship? Then there's "(paraphrasing, it's not in the video) Cerberus has been chasing me all over the galaxy. Every time I get away they put a HUGE bounty on my head". That bounty's huge, just wanted you to know. Besides, if she so firmly believes that he's Cerberus, why does she have to inform him of what they've been doing?
Miranda: One of my favorite characters in the game and I can still criticize her. Bad. Well, to start off, let's think of her romance with Shepard. "I'm perfect, but damaged". "Beauty is more than skin deep". Rinse, repeat. Then there's her loyalty quest. For the entire game, she acts as Cerberus's top agent, loyal without a doubt and willing to kill anyone who stands in her way. Then she gets to the loyalty mission and she hesitates when given a chance to her friend who betrayed her? Jesus, she took all of .3 seconds to shoot Wilson in the beginning and she had worked with him for years! By the way, I really don't think that the game ever really resolved the opening conflict...
Thane: Take away those segments where he flashes back. What exactly is so interesting about his character then? He essentially becomes a sociopath with a son who was added solely to give him some emotional depth beyond "unblinking killer". Honestly, he would be as deep as Agent 47 (read: not deep) if his son hadn't been added, and that's a pretty strong sign of weak character design. Oh wait, he can used the game's ridiculously underpowered biotics. That's cool, right?
On that note, I'll just do a mini-rant on how the gameplay completely screws with the story.
Biotics are some of the galaxy's most powerful individuals, capable of manipulating the physical world in so many ways. That doesn't come across at all in Mass Effect 2. Not only is everyone's power on a universal recharge timer (Jack's biotic antics in the above video really don't work when she can only push one person at a time, then wait for five seconds to do it again), they can't work if their enemy is using an electronic shield. Confusing? Yeah. I really didn't know that kinetic barriers could undo the power of gravitational forces, but I guess they can now! Also, on a side note, the story screws with the gameplay quite a bit. According to Lair of the Shadow Broker, Thane has a million moves with which he can kill any enemies. However, you go into combat and he takes cover and shoots people with an assault rifle. Sweet moves, Thane! The same things happens with Garrus: his experience as a leader of combat squads doesn't come into play until literally the last mission.
I'm tired. I can't think of how weak the game is anymore. Please respond, tell me I'm wrong or disagree with me or send me death threats or whatever.
(and yes, tread lightly, for here there be SPOILERS)
I'll start by listing my qualms with the characters, probably in a bullet point list so I can pick them out individually.
First, as a whole. There is little to no character development in Mass Effect 2. Blasphemy? Not so much. Let's just step back and think of how much your character, the protagonist, changes.
Shepard starts out the game out dying and then proceeds to crack jokes about it when he is revived. So has the whole experience of... well, dying made Shepard a jokester, maybe a little nihilistic? Nah, he still says SERIOUS THINGS like "I'm offering you to be my friend. You don't want to be my enemy". His personality, even when the player isn't in control, is so damnably inconsistent that he ceases to be a real character. For instance, on Purgatory he lets all of the prisoners out to get Jack. He then watches them rampage through the ship and kill all of the guards. Then, when confronting Kuril, he blasts him for trying to deal with them.
Now for individual squadmates. Each of them seems to follow a very specific characterization. Queen *****? You got it. Femme fatale? Yeah, she's there. Silent assassin with a deeper emotional side? We've got three.
Jack: The Queen ***** I was talking about. Not only is she very inconsistent as a character (Cerberus wrecked my childhood! I can't go with you-- Ooh, pretty files!), her writing is just bad See below:
First, there's the mindless blabbering around 0:16. She's the most powerful biotic known to the galaxy, couldn't she just wreck the ship? Then there's "(paraphrasing, it's not in the video) Cerberus has been chasing me all over the galaxy. Every time I get away they put a HUGE bounty on my head". That bounty's huge, just wanted you to know. Besides, if she so firmly believes that he's Cerberus, why does she have to inform him of what they've been doing?
Miranda: One of my favorite characters in the game and I can still criticize her. Bad. Well, to start off, let's think of her romance with Shepard. "I'm perfect, but damaged". "Beauty is more than skin deep". Rinse, repeat. Then there's her loyalty quest. For the entire game, she acts as Cerberus's top agent, loyal without a doubt and willing to kill anyone who stands in her way. Then she gets to the loyalty mission and she hesitates when given a chance to her friend who betrayed her? Jesus, she took all of .3 seconds to shoot Wilson in the beginning and she had worked with him for years! By the way, I really don't think that the game ever really resolved the opening conflict...
Thane: Take away those segments where he flashes back. What exactly is so interesting about his character then? He essentially becomes a sociopath with a son who was added solely to give him some emotional depth beyond "unblinking killer". Honestly, he would be as deep as Agent 47 (read: not deep) if his son hadn't been added, and that's a pretty strong sign of weak character design. Oh wait, he can used the game's ridiculously underpowered biotics. That's cool, right?
On that note, I'll just do a mini-rant on how the gameplay completely screws with the story.
Biotics are some of the galaxy's most powerful individuals, capable of manipulating the physical world in so many ways. That doesn't come across at all in Mass Effect 2. Not only is everyone's power on a universal recharge timer (Jack's biotic antics in the above video really don't work when she can only push one person at a time, then wait for five seconds to do it again), they can't work if their enemy is using an electronic shield. Confusing? Yeah. I really didn't know that kinetic barriers could undo the power of gravitational forces, but I guess they can now! Also, on a side note, the story screws with the gameplay quite a bit. According to Lair of the Shadow Broker, Thane has a million moves with which he can kill any enemies. However, you go into combat and he takes cover and shoots people with an assault rifle. Sweet moves, Thane! The same things happens with Garrus: his experience as a leader of combat squads doesn't come into play until literally the last mission.
I'm tired. I can't think of how weak the game is anymore. Please respond, tell me I'm wrong or disagree with me or send me death threats or whatever.