Steve Jobs has Passed Away!? (UPDATED)

[Madara XIII]

A human being died.

That is always tragic.

Not REALLY, is it?

Jobs aside, surely we can agree that some deaths are either necessary or funny as hell?

Now you're speaking my language! I can agree that not all deaths are tragic.
Some would say that Hitler's death was Heilarious

I'd say it was siegnificantly more funny than that!

A LOLocaust if you will

And you can bet that Eva did nazi that coming...

Hahahahaha Oh sir you are Reichdiculous!!

I'm glad that God doesn't exist, because if he did, we'd both be going to heil.

Hahahaha no doubt. While I do believe in a God, I can honestly say he is FUHRERious with me XD

Hmm...I have to say, all these puns are still well within Mein Kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, I think we still have a way to go before we're Goering to run out.

We Schultz have some more puns in about Nein minutes

 

[Dfskelleton]

Not a big Apple person, but Steve Jobs seems like a fairly neat guy. Sad to see him go.
Oh, and as for the WBC, can I gather up a group consisting of a homosexual male, a marine, a Jew, and a patriot and bring them to the funeral, while standing right next to the WBC? Oh, and the ones who I do pick, can they be incredibly successful, good looking, and happy, just to make it funnier.
I hate the WBC. Not only are they complete douchebags, but they also make every other Christian look like an intolerant prick, which is usually far from the truth.

 

[erztez]

I thank him for getting the struggling with hardware and software out of the way of my creativity and working schedule.

Yeah Steve, thanks for adding millions of people who can't tell which side of the keyboard has the buttons to the user pool.

Made my years in tech support SO MUCH MORE entertaining.

 

[erztez]

A human being died.

That is always tragic.

Not REALLY, is it?

Jobs aside, surely we can agree that some deaths are either necessary or funny as hell?

Now you're speaking my language! I can agree that not all deaths are tragic.
Some would say that Hitler's death was Heilarious

I'd say it was siegnificantly more funny than that!

A LOLocaust if you will

And you can bet that Eva did nazi that coming...

Hahahahaha Oh sir you are Reichdiculous!!

I'm glad that God doesn't exist, because if he did, we'd both be going to heil.

Hahahaha no doubt. While I do believe in a God, I can honestly say he is FUHRERious with me XD

Hmm...I have to say, all these puns are still well within Mein Kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, I think we still have a way to go before we're Goering to run out.

We Schultz have some more puns in about Nein minutes

I think we can run a Master race today, if we can keep our Concentration up.

 

[Madara XIII]

As much as I hate Apple, I can't deny Job's role in the development of computers.

RIP Steve.

Oh, and WBC, you can fuck right off.

Agreed in advance.....wait is the WBC already getting involved!?!

JESUS MARY MAGDELINA ANGELINA CHRISTO!! Those guys are a persistent bunch of morons

 

[erztez]

Not a big Apple person, but Steve Jobs seems like a fairly neat guy. Sad to see him go.
Oh, and as for the WBC, can I gather up a group consisting of a homosexual male, a marine, a Jew, and a patriot and bring them to the funeral, while standing right next to the WBC? Oh, and the ones who I do pick, can they be incredibly successful, good looking, and happy, just to make it funnier.
I hate the WBC. Not only are they complete douchebags, but they also make every other Christian look like an intolerant prick, which is usually far from the truth.

Actually, you know what'd be better?
If you found a guy who was ALL FOUR OF THOSE THINGS.

 

[EcstaticObsessive]

Alright then :|

I honestly don't really care.

You can throw your vegetables at me now.

 

[the spud]

Are you fucking serious!?! The Westboro Baptist church is doing what? Yes. I see.

Spoiler: KEYBOARD RAGE!!!!!!!!!!

CUNTMONKEYASSFUCKHATEKILLTHEMALLRARRRRGGGGGGGHHJHJH

I sense an epic comic-con style counter protest, but on a larger scale and more "fuck you westboro" oriented.

 

[skullpile]

>Steve Jobs died of pancreatic cancer
>Pancreatic Cancer
>P Cancer
>PC
It all makes sense now

You don't get green text like that on here, well -- not unless you do this
Steve Jobs died of pancreatic cancer
>Pancreatic Cancer
>P Cancer
>PC

You jelly, channer?

Also, this is one of the more appropriate captchas I've ever seen: http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuslKP6yjspizkS35mJPvnUpxXDtvd64uEfFCN8XcjlS66VcfL6GQVT1_5eENSu5PrY9umnG5P3_qZ6-vMhdy9oCILdxL6sNQ9IrsNSsRlOc7pZm3QrTJ2VIPSf3YIgOor2iPhG78MIgmyiHq6Cqb4kzN4Hj5Q

Apparently, a blob of Semen was unimpressed by something, and impatiently said "and?"

i was black texting why would someone want to green text that's so last summer

 

[Madara XIII]

A human being died.

That is always tragic.

Not REALLY, is it?

Jobs aside, surely we can agree that some deaths are either necessary or funny as hell?

Now you're speaking my language! I can agree that not all deaths are tragic.
Some would say that Hitler's death was Heilarious

I'd say it was siegnificantly more funny than that!

A LOLocaust if you will

And you can bet that Eva did nazi that coming...

Hahahahaha Oh sir you are Reichdiculous!!

I'm glad that God doesn't exist, because if he did, we'd both be going to heil.

Hahahaha no doubt. While I do believe in a God, I can honestly say he is FUHRERious with me XD

Hmm...I have to say, all these puns are still well within Mein Kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, I think we still have a way to go before we're Goering to run out.

We Schultz have some more puns in about Nein minutes

I think we can run a Master race today, if we can keep our Concentration up.

Oh trust me if you want some serious concentration I suggest to start your day with some Orange Jews

 

[Madara XIII]

Are you fucking serious!?! The Westboro Baptist church is doing what? Yes. I see.

Spoiler: KEYBOARD RAGE!!!!!!!!!!

CUNTMONKEYASSFUCKHATEKILLTHEMALLRARRRRGGGGGGGHHJHJH

I sense an epic comic-con style counter protest, but on a larger scale and more "fuck you westboro" oriented.

AL-FUCKING-READY!?!?

Damn let the guy R.I.PC for awhile before starting the protest you fake christians

 

[erztez]

A human being died.

That is always tragic.

Not REALLY, is it?

Jobs aside, surely we can agree that some deaths are either necessary or funny as hell?

Now you're speaking my language! I can agree that not all deaths are tragic.
Some would say that Hitler's death was Heilarious

I'd say it was siegnificantly more funny than that!

A LOLocaust if you will

And you can bet that Eva did nazi that coming...

Hahahahaha Oh sir you are Reichdiculous!!

I'm glad that God doesn't exist, because if he did, we'd both be going to heil.

Hahahaha no doubt. While I do believe in a God, I can honestly say he is FUHRERious with me XD

Hmm...I have to say, all these puns are still well within Mein Kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, I think we still have a way to go before we're Goering to run out.

We Schultz have some more puns in about Nein minutes

I think we can run a Master race today, if we can keep our Concentration up.

Oh trust me if you want some serious concentration I suggest to start your day with some Orange Jews

Nah, Orange Jews as a breakfast is definitely the inferior of Aryan Rice.

 

[Madara XIII]

A human being died.

That is always tragic.

Not REALLY, is it?

Jobs aside, surely we can agree that some deaths are either necessary or funny as hell?

Now you're speaking my language! I can agree that not all deaths are tragic.
Some would say that Hitler's death was Heilarious

I'd say it was siegnificantly more funny than that!

A LOLocaust if you will

And you can bet that Eva did nazi that coming...

Hahahahaha Oh sir you are Reichdiculous!!

I'm glad that God doesn't exist, because if he did, we'd both be going to heil.

Hahahaha no doubt. While I do believe in a God, I can honestly say he is FUHRERious with me XD

Hmm...I have to say, all these puns are still well within Mein Kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, I think we still have a way to go before we're Goering to run out.

We Schultz have some more puns in about Nein minutes

I think we can run a Master race today, if we can keep our Concentration up.

Oh trust me if you want some serious concentration I suggest to start your day with some Orange Jews

Nah, Orange Jews as a breakfast is definitely the inferior of Aryan Rice.

Some say they may even Hindenburg your progress

 

[Warforger]

As you all know, Steve Jobs was the CEO of Apple Corporation. The Possibility of his death leaves me wondering what will happen to Apple as a whole.

He was, until he stepped down like a month ago.

 

[EXos]

Personally I think most of the Apple products are just hyped fashion statements.
However only praise to Steve for keeping the rest of the tech industries on its toes. We need another (slightly crazy) visionary to keep us pushing the edge of what is possible.

You were a worthy adversary Steve,

I bow to you and wish you can now rest in Peace.

 

[Ravenseeker]

And now the Westboro Church, if you can really call it that, is going to picket at his funeral. Anyone surprised about this?

 

[keideki]

I knew he was sick, but somehow I expected him to live longer. Steve Jobs and his company changed the way we use computers. May he rest in peace.

 

[Madara XIII]

A human being died.

That is always tragic.

Not REALLY, is it?

Jobs aside, surely we can agree that some deaths are either necessary or funny as hell?

Now you're speaking my language! I can agree that not all deaths are tragic.
Some would say that Hitler's death was Heilarious

I'd say it was siegnificantly more funny than that!

A LOLocaust if you will

And you can bet that Eva did nazi that coming...

Hahahahaha Oh sir you are Reichdiculous!!

I'm glad that God doesn't exist, because if he did, we'd both be going to heil.

Hahahaha no doubt. While I do believe in a God, I can honestly say he is FUHRERious with me XD

Hmm...I have to say, all these puns are still well within Mein Kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, I think we still have a way to go before we're Goering to run out.

We Schultz have some more puns in about Nein minutes

I think we can run a Master race today, if we can keep our Concentration up.

Oh trust me if you want some serious concentration I suggest to start your day with some Orange Jews

Nah, Orange Jews as a breakfast is definitely the inferior of Aryan Rice.

Some say they may even Hindenburg your progress

I think I may have the Final solution to that, actually. I just need to have some Concentration, and repeat it all till I feel like I've done it at least 6 million times...

You better not Stalin otherwise you'll be outdone by Russia

 

[Epona]

"So, today at Apple, we'd like to show you our latest creation. We think it's going to revolutionize, not just how we interact with each other, but the very way we all live our lives. We call it: iDead."

...I'm a terrible, terrible person.

Have a sense of decency will you?

Oh calm yourself. It's a nice little quip, and if I've learned anything it's that NOTHING is taboo. I know it's wrong and very untimely to make a joke about Cancer, but I'm sure he feels some remorse considering he felt guilty for doing so.

I used no caps and no exclamation points. I was calm.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

>Steve Jobs died of pancreatic cancer
>Pancreatic Cancer
>P Cancer
>PC
It all makes sense now

You don't get green text like that on here, well -- not unless you do this
Steve Jobs died of pancreatic cancer
>Pancreatic Cancer
>P Cancer
>PC

You jelly, channer?

Also, this is one of the more appropriate captchas I've ever seen: http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuslKP6yjspizkS35mJPvnUpxXDtvd64uEfFCN8XcjlS66VcfL6GQVT1_5eENSu5PrY9umnG5P3_qZ6-vMhdy9oCILdxL6sNQ9IrsNSsRlOc7pZm3QrTJ2VIPSf3YIgOor2iPhG78MIgmyiHq6Cqb4kzN4Hj5Q

Apparently, a blob of Semen was unimpressed by something, and impatiently said "and?"

i was black texting why would someone want to green text that's so last summer

Yep, clearly I'm a summerfriend (I know, major self censor; these forums are pretty heavily watched by <color=purple>The People's Champions, though.). I wouldn't know that green text is now the default, and the greater than symbol now makes the text black. Except I would, because I was on /b/ earlier tonight, looking for the inevitable Steve Jobs thread. Nice try, though.