Steve Jobs' Last Words: Oh wow, Oh wow, Oh wow

[Aprilgold]

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is wrong with you? Did he ever personally hurt you? Did he ever cause someone's death or something?

Holy fuck, show some respect for the dead.

Er, he was a selfish prick, he got a new car every six months so he could bypass the law, NOT COUNTING he didn't spend a lot of his BILLIONS of dollars to a noble cause. Hell, most ideas weren't his, and they got little to no credit.

Probably seeing that he was a giant prick, so I can gurantee his life flashed before his eyes.

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

Lol. How uncalled for, but I laughed.


Not sure what to add. I figure maybe a new sense of brilliance. I can imagine dying is kind of like being drunk, where avarage ideas seem boring and stupid ideas seem really really good.

He must've felt really smart, that short while.

You can read this mans reply below for why he was a selfish prick.

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

you sir, are a wanker

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is wrong with you? Did he ever personally hurt you? Did he ever cause someone's death or something?

Holy fuck, show some respect for the dead.

He was terrible to work with, most of the ideas actually came from Apple, and he never donated to charity (only recently learned this). The creator of Lisp, and the creator C have both passed away in the last month, and they accomplished far more than Steve Jobs. Wozniak was the main brain behind Apple, and he got screwed over by Jobs.

I don't think there's any need to show respect to the dead when they behave like he did.

i dont donate to charity, should i die in agony?

Fuck off, the man used child labour, used his assets to cut in line in the organ queues, refused employee stocks, bought new cars every 6 months so he could park in handicap spots
He deserved what he had coming.

And DAMN I didn't know he used child labor, what for?

 

[ZehMadScientist]

He found out how to divide by zero. It was so beautiful, yet so simple at the same time... Oh wow Oh wow Oh wow.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Obviously, it was the name of his sled when he was a child.

I tip my hat to the victor of the Internet.

 

[Arsen]

Sigh.

Sooooo many atheists.

 

[genericusername64]

Obviously his wife was blowing him under the sheets.

 

[The Funslinger]

Obviously, it was the name of his sled when he was a child.

That halloween avatar is fantastic. Childhood raping, but fantastic.

OT: Maybe when you die you see how the universe was created. Maybe he saw a large round conical bath made of ebony, full of white sand, and the plug gets pulled and all the sand drains out, only it's in reverse. (cookie for reference)

 

[CODE-D]

The ....ipad....3....(darkness)

 

[TheAceTheOne]

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is wrong with you? Did he ever personally hurt you? Did he ever cause someone's death or something?

Holy fuck, show some respect for the dead.

My thoughts exactly. Ain't good to be talking shit about the dead... Just in general.

Respect 'em, even if you think they're jerks.

I'd like to think his life flashed before his eyes and he saw all the cool shit he's achieved and was impressed by the potential one man can have and the things one can achieve.

Or something like that.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

Obviously, it was the name of his sled when he was a child.

i love it. although, it's hard to imagine the guy being as bad as charles foster kane

 

[Aprilgold]

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is wrong with you? Did he ever personally hurt you? Did he ever cause someone's death or something?

Holy fuck, show some respect for the dead.

My thoughts exactly. Ain't good to be talking shit about the dead... Just in general.

Respect 'em, even if you think they're jerks.

I'd like to think his life flashed before his eyes and he saw all the cool shit he's achieved and was impressed by the potential one man can have and the things one can achieve.

Or something like that.

So its not OK to hate on Hitler then? You know, all that genocide shit, yeah, lets just drop that and respect him for his mustache.

The dead should be remembered for what they were, not for what we would like to think they were.

A quote from MadStallin
"Fuck off, the man used child labour, used his assets to cut in line in the organ queues, refused employee stocks, bought new cars every 6 months so he could park in handicap spots
He deserved what he had coming."
Yeah, thats why he is a dick.

Fuck off, the man used child labour, used his assets to cut in line in the organ queues, refused employee stocks, bought new cars every 6 months so he could park in handicap spots
He deserved what he had coming.

Look, firstly you sound like tthe kind of guy who blames Todd Howard for absolutely EVERYTHING that goes wrong with a Beth game. He wasn't in charge of every minor detail. And the other parts honestly just sound like the kind of thing anyone would do if they had too much money on their hands.

The only people whose deaths I've ever been glad about are dictators and mass murderers - saying that Steve Jobs is on par with either of those two groups because he had a joke with his Mercedes is just laughable.

Yes, SO CUTTING IN LINE AT A HOSPITAL TO WHERE PEOPLE WHO ARE LOWER CLASS AND PROBABLY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY ARE USING TO GET ORGANS, WHICH HE JUMPS THE LINE ON SO HE CAN LIVE A LITTLE LONGER IS NOT BAD AT ALL. Yes, that makes tons of sense.

 

[cybran]

I thought this might have been a joke thread, that sounds so much like something he would say at one of his iProduct 5s reveals.[/quote

You know, because of your avatar I started scratching my screen to try and get rid of the fly... =P

 

[Something Amyss]

The afterlife is run on PCs.

"Oh wow" was not a positive statement.

 

[nathan-dts]

In his dying moments he found a solution to world hunger, then to global warming, and lastly he found ways to profit off of it stylishly.

World hunger: Terraform planets or find a way to make food grow in harsh unhabitable conditions.
Global Warming: Reforestation, Nuclear Power and renewable power sources.

 

[Pinkamena]

He saw that afterlife was Equestria.
What? Thats what i wanna believe!

 

[Badassassin]

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

OOH EDGY.

Good job, champ. Way to be the coolest guy in this place. Piss off.


OT: The guy was dying. Why are we over analyzing his last words when they obviously had little substance. You know how Ghandi's last words were "Oh God." Now that's an interesting fact, but you don't see people trying to find the hidden meanings in that.

 

[thephich]

Obviously, it was the name of his sled when he was a child.

Win!

Personally I've never been to struck by peoples last words. Most often they come off as trite to me.