Strangest threat ever

[DSEZ]

ill rip your intestents out threw your throat and hang you from a tree with them

ill rip your dick off and clean your ears with it

im gonna use your intestents as a condom while i skull fuck you backwards

im gonna anally rape your mother with my katana

i got alot more interesting ones that will get me banned

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Just look at someone hungrily and take out a little black book and start muttering to yourself. When the other guy asks what you're doing, just say,"I'm just trying to figure out what wine you taste better with."

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

when i was young and got frustrated with a game i'd start cursing the lives of the developers and 3 generations of their ancestors.

 

[InnerRebellion]

"I will put a hook down your throat, hook your stomach with it, pull it up your throat, make you pull it out yourself, then fill your ravaged throat and stomach with leeches, then put it back." .......I was really pissed.

 

[Aarquus]

my threat of choice is " i will end you!"
however, one of my friends uses "irritated midgets will molest you in your sleep!"
i think his is better

 

[Dargoldium]

One that I have given:
"I will tear out your nervous-system and play jump-rope with it!"

 

[SPCF]

XD One time, me and my sis were walking around, and there were a buncha gopher holes or w/e.
I said "Don't mess with the gophers, or they'll "gopher" you"
Yes, I know, AWESOME pun.

 

[Lineoutt]

"I'll swing your social inadequateness from a chandelier!!"

...Yep I still can't figure that one out. Feel free to help interpret.

 

[SextusMaximus]

I was threatedned to have a dog nible my cock off

You threatened someone that a dog will nibble YOUR cock off?

OT: Doesn't compare, but a guy said he was gonna eat my mom if I "messed with him" in a MW2 multiplayer lobby. I was playing with friends and we burst out laughing.

 

[vance32]

a guy told this to me "Im going to shove your dick into your brain"

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"you Dun Goofed!!!"
I had to say it...

I've backtraced you.
Someone had to follow...

OT: I used to run around telling people that if they didn't shut up I'd kick them so hard they really would be a dickhead... wow was I amazing at making insults or what?!

 

[Sergei Andropov]

"I will smack you so hard your grandchildren will be mentally disabled."
?Dan McNinja

 

[Baeken]

I've threatened to flying knee somebody in the chest, threatened to throw a tomohawk at somebody else, threatened to dip somebody in milk until they became too soggy to live, threatened to grab somebody by the face and rub it clean off, threatened to throw children at somebody, threatened to stab myself and bleed all over somebody and totally ruin their clothes, threatened to make somebody rub my tummy with their face...

I like odd threats actually.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I'm going to kick your ass if you don't take out the garbage

-mom

 

[FoodMonger]

Someone got so pissed off at me one time, he threatened to stab me with his shoe.

Needless to say, he was crazy.

 

[blue_lame93@hotmail.com]

i always tell people to leave me alone or i'll drown them in my teaspoon (by the way it trips people out more if you then proceed to pull out a teaspoon from your pocket)

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Well I remember a troll on these forums a while back who kept telling people they would be the first to die after he transformed. I don't typically give or receive threats though so that's the best I've got.

I remember him! He thought he was the devil. His profile pic was pretty funny.

OT: I got nothing.

 

[liljabba]

consequences will never be the same!

 

[Saxm13]

"If you spoil Toy Story 3 for me, IM GONNA EVISCERATE YOU AND USE YOUR INTESTINAL TRACT AS A CONDOM WHILE I FORNICATE WITH YOUR SKULL!."

-_____- Those movie mean ALOT to my generation (1991)

And i still haven't seen it. xD

 

[Oilerfan92]

Honestly, im more of a simple yet effective threatener. I rarely go above "Im going to F*** you up".

But whenever another dude says that he will rape me i genuenly wonder how else he could mean it.