Strangest threat ever

[thingymuwatsit]

several have happenned at school:
"you ain't got no pancake mix!"
"don't make me unleash the sanvich!"
and my personal favorite:
"I'm gonna go final fantasy on your ass"
god knows what that last one is?

 

[pauloalbatross]

My personal favourites are: "... or I'll rip off your arm and hit you with the wet end"
and "... or I'll knife you in the chuckle stones"

 

[xxcloud417xx]

I just like people who ask "Is that a threat?" to which I tell them "No, it's a promise."

 

[GnomeThief]

"I'm going to turn you into MEATLOAF!"

Said by someone at a camp I went to as part of a school field trip. I don't know who they were shouting at or what the disagreement was.

Thankfully, for the three days I was there, meatloaf was never served in the cafeteria.

 

[Oilerfan92]

"I'm going to turn you into MEATLOAF!"

Said by someone at a camp I went to as part of a school field trip. I don't know who they were shouting at or what the disagreement was.

Thankfully, for the three days I was there, meatloaf was never served in the cafeteria.

http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/meat-loaf-1.jpg

Maybe the guy was a record producer and thought the other guy had talent.

 

[Parshooter]

I just threaten with the truth by saying I'll rip out your eyes but then be so sickened you will be choking to death on my vomit.

 

[Kwaren]

I have threatened to stab people with a brick.

 

[gostchiken]

Me: "I will stab you in the jugular if you you do that again"
Other guy: "Is that a threat?"
Me: "Yeah"

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

I dish out a wide array of verbal threats and insults on a daily basis. You want me to remember them?

"See that brick there? Yeah, well, when I've done smashing your fucking head in with it I'm gonna ram it up your ass."

There's one.

 

[zatzie zombie num666]

im gona cut of your dik shove it your ass then make sarcastic coments like go fuck yourself

 

[Massecurr]

I was once told that someone wanted to beat me to death with a microwave

 

[Direwolf750]

May your liver be devoured by rabid space goats. 5 points if you know what that's from without googling it.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I still love that line from Full Metal Jacket:"I'll give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid fucking grin off your face. Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!" Thank you R. Lee Ermy
Here's a good one: When I'm done with you you'll wish you were sucking dick for coke.

 

[Baldry]

I guess me threatening to eat peoples kittens or ***** slap 'em with my pimp hand.

 

[VanityGirl]

"Be quiet or I'll tell your teacher"

I say this to young kids when they are being loud.

 

[Queen Michael]

"If you don't sit still, Santa's going to feed you to one of his reindeer!"

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

I said this to a mate once, jokingly but it had some seriousness in it. "I'm going to do something to you that involves a mouse, chilli sauce and a telephone if you don't..." and I can't really remember what it was that I was threatening him about..

Probably something stupid.

 

[akiata]

A friend once said, "One day your gonna wake up and realize I killed you." We all had a good laugh at him for that.

 

[lukenhiumur]

"I'll shove a rusty railroad spike up your dickhole."

hehe

 

[Flight]

"I'm gonna call the cops on you." It was a strange threat because of the context; the guy who "threatened" me with that had just gotten finished bragging about how he'd abused his dog when he'd had one and threatening an elderly lady (who happened to be my landlady at the time).