Stuck in a Box

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 743

I have had break though! I was teleported here by evil monkey demons! Aha! I have also inferred that they were tools of Loki! I am so close to the truth! Wait... did time... just skip?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Day 834 no 356 or was it 744? no no it was 729

I think those isotopes weren't meant to be mixed with toast, I am trying to contact Thor to help me defeat Loki and restore the flow of time

 

[therealsomeguy]

day 745.4324345

ok now i think time has slowed down, i am going to start a fire to try signal Thor with the smoke....hey, maybe i should try make a hole in the box before i do this...oh well, here goe..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Yorgmiester]

day 745.4324980

My hand moved towards my lighter.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Day 745. 432512121

the fire is blazing, I can only hope Thor gets here quick before Loki completely makes me forget what day is supposed to be

 

[RootbeerJello]

Day 1

I am on fire, Thor isn't here, time has completely looped back on itself, and I just realized that I haven't used the bathroom in over a year.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 2

Why is there fire here. Why do I feel like there was something urgent I had to do concerning Norse gods. And who the hell is this guy?
[sup]Edit: by "this guy" I mean Volff.[/sup]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Day 735:

it appears as if Thor came to me when I was about to die, time is restored as if the last few days went as usual, except it smells of my burning flesh, it is repulsive though there are no burn marks on me

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 736

Apparently Volff doesn't remember that ordeal. Hes making me feel like I'm crazy.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Day 737

that's it I'm banging my head on this box until I get somewhere FOR GOD SAKES THE PERSON WRITING MY MONOLOGUE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO VOLFF IS!!

 

[Yorgmiester]

Day 738

My incessant head banging seems to have knocked loose a little green bouncy-ball. It has random pencil marks on it...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 739

Apparently this ball was drawn by a young child. It is entertaining, I must admit. Volff is angry because he thought I forgot about him.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Day 740
I have used the ball to further my way out of the box, Volff is getting very angry

 

[therealsomeguy]

Day 741

I decided to give the ball to Volff to cheer him up...it didnt work because he punched me in the face and turned me into a newt...luckily i got better after a few hours of sleep but i new have an appitite for insects...i think ill ask Thor for a pet monkey when i get out of here

 

[RootbeerJello]

Day 742

I've decided to keep talking about Thor until I've convinced myself that I'm a viking.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Day 901

I realize that Thor is a lie, because he's eating cake.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Day WORLD ACOPOLYPSE!!!!

What day is it? I want windows.

 

[RootbeerJello]

Day okay, apparently yesterday wasn't really the apocalypse.

In my quest for windows I tried to punch a hole in the side of the box. It worked, but it turns out that the box is inside a bigger box. This depresses me.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Day 700

I got the day right!
After my depression, I Broke the smaller box and the bigger box is like a box-mantion!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 904

Argh! Loki is back! Bugger!