Fucking hilarious. I would never think to do that. Also, I just read that short story called "Charles" the kid who keep talking about "Charles" is named Laurie. It's a dude named Laurie. What the fuck?Malevolent Stranger said:
Stupid names that parents give their children...
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My mom had some hippie friends when I was a kid who named their daughter "Tuesday After Lunch". I went to high school with a guy named "Emo", which isn't really that weird. A friend of a friend named his son "Nicodemus Danger", but was seriously considering "Nicodemus Thundercles" as well. I wouldn't say any of those names are *stupid*, per se, but they are a bit oddball.
A lot of parents at my kid's school named their children after states or cities: Montana, Dakota, Kansas, Brooklyn.. and then there's all the weird fantasy-sounding names like Jaevyn and Zarek and Leilani. "Nicodemus Danger" is infinitely cooler than any of those.
I'm just glad I've never come across an Aeris or a Sephiroth. I know it's gonna happen, if it hasn't already.
A lot of parents at my kid's school named their children after states or cities: Montana, Dakota, Kansas, Brooklyn.. and then there's all the weird fantasy-sounding names like Jaevyn and Zarek and Leilani. "Nicodemus Danger" is infinitely cooler than any of those.
I'm just glad I've never come across an Aeris or a Sephiroth. I know it's gonna happen, if it hasn't already.
To be fair, I know a guy called "Richard William"Hail Fire 998 said:
So in other words: "Dick Willy"...
Too bad his last name is hilarious, but I don't want to ruin it for him.
I've met a lot of "hippie children" who's parents named them based on the conditions around their birth.
Shilah(guy), Rock'n(girl was named this),Stormy(a female classmate at my college now). Fern, Ziggy, Ruby Tuesday, Ocean, Aum or Om (as the the Hindu symbol for the sound the universe made when it was born-mediation word you repeat)
Shilah(guy), Rock'n(girl was named this),Stormy(a female classmate at my college now). Fern, Ziggy, Ruby Tuesday, Ocean, Aum or Om (as the the Hindu symbol for the sound the universe made when it was born-mediation word you repeat)
Bill, Joe, Ted, or any other name that a million other people have. At the very least they are original and when someone calls out their name they know for a fact it's them being referred to.
I like what Penn Jillette named his daughter: Moxie Crimefighter. My uncle named his kids Aubree and Gabriel. Not really common names and while the man is a complete tosser, I will give him credit that that was a good idea.
I like what Penn Jillette named his daughter: Moxie Crimefighter. My uncle named his kids Aubree and Gabriel. Not really common names and while the man is a complete tosser, I will give him credit that that was a good idea.
You guys should see the stupid names Hollywood stars give their kids, truly ridiculou and not even original (just plain odd).
Then again ,there was a guy in China who tried to name his kids the AXE symbol, much like how the artist Prince had his name change to that symbol (which was suppose to be read as "The artist formerly known as Prince")
Then again ,there was a guy in China who tried to name his kids the AXE symbol, much like how the artist Prince had his name change to that symbol (which was suppose to be read as "The artist formerly known as Prince")
I had a (male) friend called Sandy, who had a brother called Randy, and a sister called Mandy. He was dating a girl called Mercedes, who had a brother called Bentley, and a sister called Saab. No lie. Worst bit is, this wasn't in America, this was in East London
I once knew a guy named Richard, which would be all right if not for the unfortunate fact that his last name was Sweat.
Also, while at work one day, my mom had to treat a crack baby named "Shakeoveronce." Yes, that's how it was spelled. She still doesn't know how the parents thought that was supposed to be pronounced.
Also, while at work one day, my mom had to treat a crack baby named "Shakeoveronce." Yes, that's how it was spelled. She still doesn't know how the parents thought that was supposed to be pronounced.
mom wanted to call me: sylvester
dad wanted to call me: donald
luckily my grandma had some sense and said to my parents: screw this, his name shal be Chris! (note: that may not have been exactly what she said, but she thougth mom and dads suggestion were lame and so she named me)
i went to class whit acouple of twins, they are named moon and sun...
dad wanted to call me: donald
luckily my grandma had some sense and said to my parents: screw this, his name shal be Chris! (note: that may not have been exactly what she said, but she thougth mom and dads suggestion were lame and so she named me)
i went to class whit acouple of twins, they are named moon and sun...
At my little brother's graduation, there was a kid named Sevin Layer. I can't make this shit up!
Your pic pretty much sums up this mind burning stupidity.Ekonk said:
Silly name causes MELTY FACE!!
I hate parents who spell their kids names wrong. Like adding an extra consonant or mixing up the vowels.
Magan or Meggan instead of Megan, for example.
I also think it's stupid to name your kid with your own name (Jr.) Can you really be so out of names that you can't think of a different one?
Magan or Meggan instead of Megan, for example.
I also think it's stupid to name your kid with your own name (Jr.) Can you really be so out of names that you can't think of a different one?