Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

Because I'm a tosser.

Why must you taunt me with words? And shotgun blasts?

 

[Azraellod]

Me. I threw someone out of them, then forgot to close them.

Why didn't you remind me to close them?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because you threw me out of them.

Why am I such a tosser?

 

[Azraellod]

Because everyone hates you.

Why wont this window shut?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because i nailed it open.

Why do you want to close it?

 

[Azraellod]

It's cold in here.

Why do you like this room to be so cold?

 

[COR 2000]

It's the natural habitats for our hearts.

Speaking of which, why are you Rushing Rush Limbaugh with a rush army pitbulls after he rushed you with rushing tanks?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because I have yet to deploy a Zerg Rush.

What is love?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's an emotional connection to someone/something, it's also expensive.[sub] (Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me no more)[/sub]

What's that outside my window?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because otherwise they'd crash into santa's workshop.

WHY WON'T THE VOICES STOP?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because what they usually say has to do with watching Teletubbies.

What is going on here?

 

[SteakHeart]

Progress.

Why can't I get VaudeVillianVeteran to notice me? *Cries in corner*

 

[Napalm_Man]

Your amount of Vs is incaficient to pass beyond this point!

Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

[SteakHeart]

John Wilkes Booth.

WHY DID I ALMOST FORGET TO CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY?

 

[SteakHeart]

YOUR BURGER.

WHY CAN'T I STOP BREAKING SHELLS?