Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We do? I didn't know that.

So we came to the beach to sit in the shack?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yes, unless you would prefer us to get trampled by pre-pubescent girls and old ladies.

Why are you on the internet?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because she can be.

Would you kindly run away before I slaughter you mercilessly?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Talk about a change of heart. What's up?

Oh wait, did you mean me?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, I wouldnt talk to you like that. I just wanted us to have some time together.

Why would you think such a thing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah I'm sorry, I misunderstood.

Can you ever forgive me?

 

[SteakHeart]

Of course. How could I no-

HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A GUY PEEPING ON US?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think you're right. *pulls out dagger and throws it through the window*

Who is it? or...What is it?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ren. Thank god he's gone.

Why don't you ever let your hair down?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Too short.

Why am I interrupting you?
[sup]*Snickers*[/sup]

 

[SteakHeart]

Grr... GET OUT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH

Sorry, Vaude. Did that disturb you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, i'm just a little naturally disturbed.

Could you get my dagger back? Ren's just unconscious but i kind of need it back.

 

[SteakHeart]

Oh, here you go.

Will you answer my original question?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

About my hair? I never put it up. Metaphorically, I wouldn't mind letting my hair down now and then.

Why are you questioning about my hair?

 

[SteakHeart]

Just trying to creep you out.

The water stopped boiling, but do I see sharks in there?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I just threw some of the meat in the fridge in. Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, and they are pissed.

Is this the single most dangerous ocean-bay in Cancun?

 

[SteakHeart]

Indubitably.

Should we swim in it anyways?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not?

Although, do we have anything we can use to distract the sharks a little?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, These nice lawyers would like a chat later.

Are you here to talk about your feelings?